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[Greatness942]

Granted! It was recreated in the form of a duck. Not, like, the shape of a duck. An actual duck floating through space.

I wish I could stop time without harmful side effects like air molecules shredding my lungs or being unable to resume time.

[scourge728]

Granted, you can't see because the light isn't moving, not harmful, but annoying
I wish for memes

[Greatness942]

Granted! They are immediately banned by the EU.

I wish I had the ability to kill SCP-682.

[Mathel]

Granted. You have the ablility to kill SCP-682. As you are trying to reach it in order to kill it, you yourself are killed by SCP-575.

I wish for the ability to speed myself and anything lighter than me that I wear, carry or hold to 1000000 the normal speed until I stop wanting to be sped up, with any other superpowers required to make this useable and useful included.

[KittyTac]

Granted. You are abducted by the government and experimented upon to figure out the cause of your powers.

I wish for a million rubles.

[wierd]

Your wish is granted.

Sadly, they are old soviet era rubles. They are also soiled with something unmentionable, after being used as toilet paper.



I wish I could grant my own wishes.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you become a genie and get put in a random bottle, unfortunately for you this bottle is in some forgotten ship at the bottom of the ocean.

I wish for the sun to not be as bright.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, the world enters a new ice age.


I wish for this tinnitus to go away (without becoming deaf) so I can finally hear silence again.

[Mathel]

Granted. While you are not deaf, everyone beside you is muted. You can hear silence or yourself, but noone else.

I wish for all HIV to be destroyed.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, however a new deadly virus takes its place

I wish for all terrorists to stop doing terrorism

[Liquefied Spleens]

Granted, they achieve their goals and change whatever law was in the way to stop them from doing it. Hope you didn't like that freedom!

I wish I could consistently lucid dream.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, however yu are never sure whether you are in a dream or not. Left with no one to wake you up, you could end up dreaming until you die of dehydration, starvation, or oxygen deprivation because you would be trapped in your mind

[Superdorf]

I wish for a baseball bat that only I can see.

[pikachu17]

You get a baseball flying rodent that no one but you can see. You are put in the mental hospital for seeing things.

I wish I had a million dollars.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, you have a million Million Dollar Bars. These chocolate bars, however have mold growing on them because of the sugar

I wish that there was a creature that could harmlessly metabolize plastic, so that there is at least something that can benefit from our mistakes