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[Dunamisdeos]

Granted. All of the alternate bodies are made of post-it notes. We shall never forget.

I wish post it notes were made of leaf gold.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, since a post it notes were made of paper before this, all paper is affected, now all paper turns into gold leaves. Leaves the color of gold, not the element.

I wish the wish after this succeeds

[Superdorf]

Granted. Post-it notes are now made of leaf gold. They're prohibitively expensive, don't stick to things properly, and they tear when you try to draw on them. 3 years after the conversion of the Post-it note, a Chinese knockoff brand named "Sticky Message Paper" appears to fill the niche.

PPE: Oof, ninja'd.

Granted. My wish will succeed... in a strictly technical fashion. It'll still be twisted and corrupted and useless.

I wish for a 300-page stack of Sticky Message Papers.

[Gentlefish]

Granted. Post-it notes are now made of leaf gold. They're prohibitively expensive, don't stick to things properly, and they tear when you try to draw on them. 3 years after the conversion of the Post-it note, a Chinese knockoff brand named "Sticky Message Paper" appears to fill the niche.

PPE: Oof, ninja'd.

Granted. My wish will succeed... in a strictly technical fashion. It'll still be twisted and corrupted and useless.

I wish for a 300-page stack of Sticky Message Papers.

Granted. They're all covered in personal secrets of yours. They cannot and will not accept any editing. They are, however, very sticky.

[pikachu17]

I wish frogs could fly.

[Mathel]

Granted. They can however not land, splattering instead.

I wish to be able to land safely from any height.

[Naturegirl1999]

You do, you land on aur from any height. As you are already standing in air, once you go higher, you can never get lower. I hope you can breathe in the stratosphere

I wish there was life on Iohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Io_(moon)

[Laterigrade]

When humans get there, they never come back. Humanity sends countless expeditions, but none of them return. There is life on Io, but it does not like us.

I wish to be able to speak to mantises.

[IndigoFenix]

Granted, unfortunately mantises, being solitary ambush predators, are rarely interested in talking, don't care what you have to say, and don't have anything interesting to talk about, except for hunting secrets which they don't want you to know.

I wish for a million fishes.

[Craftsdwarf boi]

They are all stacked conveniently over your head, completely obliterating you.
I wish for more wishes.

[Mathel]

Granted. As long as your previous wish was corrupted, you can corrupt someone's wish and post your own. It will still be corrupted.

I wish to have an arming sword made of Ti6Al4V

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, your sword is now made of those letters, unfortunately, being made of letters causes it to bread easily

I wish it was possible to see microscopic objects with the naked eye

[pikachu17]

You can now see microscopic objects. You can't see them well though.

I wish I had superpowers.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you have three superpowers the power to grow older at a rate of one second per second, the power to identify trees from long distances, and the power to see one second into the future.

I wish I had useful superpowers.

[pikachu17]

You have the power to see one second into the future.

I wish I could control everything.