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[Gigabytebob]

granted you now control every *thing* and since there is no creature or object named thing you don't control everything

i wish people liked me more

Au Contraire.



Additionally, you are now publicly liked slightly more than Donald Trump, since you did not specify a point of reference for more.

I wish for some BBQ sauce to go with my fries.

How does that corrupt the wish Donald Trump is well liked depending on who you ask and what click you are in

 *I wish sleep was optional, without the following negative consequences of sleep deprivation.*
granted but you need to eat 3 times more than what you normally eat in order to keep your body and mind healthy

i wish i could make clones of myself at any age and put my consciousness in that clone making me immortal   

[Dunamisdeos]

Granted, however the original consciousness does not go away upon each transference. Therefore your original and your clones eventually kill each other. There can be only one.

I wish for all professional politicians to melt, Raiders of the Lost Ark style.

[Gigabytebob]

Granted but you have to mop them up

i wish i had the scp foundation was real

[Puppyguard]

Granted, you know too much and have to be given amnesiacs and turned into a class-d.

I wish for cookie dough.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but when you open the container it's filled with biscuit dough.

I wish for a roll of tape.

[Maximum Spin]

Granted, but the tape is made of biscuit dough.

I don't know why. Do I look like I make tape to you? Maybe there was a snafu at the tape-'n'-biscuits factory, or maybe this is Biscuitex, 3M's newest brand of gimmicky tape for special biscuit-based uses. Either way, biscuit tape.

I wish for a single grape from which I may grow a mighty grape tree. Please note that this wish will not be considered fulfilled unless I actually get a mighty grape tree.

[Stirk]

Granted. You get a seedless grape that you plant, and it grows into a mighty grape tree (despite grapes growing on vines).

What is the problem? It wines a lot.

I refuse to apologize.

I wish I could fix my pacing problems >_>.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, you fix your pacing problems by having a heart attack and dying.

I wish for actual cookie dough instead of some cheap biscuit dough.

[Mathel]

Granted. It comes with a pool Maximum Spin's blood though. The blood is in liquid in the same package.

I wish that I get some cookies that are edible, non-poisoned, and do not contain nor are soaked in anything that a normal european culture human would not like to eat.

[Maximum Spin]

You get haggis, blood sausage, and lutefisk cookies with lard and pigs' knuckles.

I wish Europe's cuisine choices would be sterilised with fresh, clean magma.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. All you get to eat from now on, is charcoal.



I wish I was immune to the effects of sleep deprivation.

[Gigabytebob]

granted but you are really REALLY hyper all the time to the point you are an annoyance and no amount of medication can fix it

i wish i was not so fat 

[Mathel]

Granted. All your fat is turned to bone.

((Btw, I would be willing to eat most of those cookies.))

I wish to have our food repaired.

[wierd]

Granted. From now on, you will poop perfectly normal food items, as the "damaged" food is magically "repaired" inside your colon.  Watch out if you eat pineapple or water melon.

I wish for sustainable universal basic income.

[Maximum Spin]

((Btw, I would be willing to eat most of those cookies.))

((You misunderstand. Those are not separate cookies. They are cookies with all of those ingredients in each cookie.))