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[KittyTac]

Their main, bad effects are directed at you, though.

I wish Dwarf Fortress v1.0 magically appeared on the Internet.

[Mathel]

Granted. It also has WereMaximum Spins. It is incredibly buggy and autors often show up as KittyTac and Maximum Spin.

I wish that I get much better GM tech.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, you steal it from maximum spin. He finds a penny on the floor later.

I wish for 1m xp.

[TalonisWolf]

You get one millionth of an xp, as requested.

I wish I could handle the power of one million experience points.

[Ultimuh]

Grranted. You can in fact, handle the level/power of one million experience points.
But reaching such a high level literally takes your entire lifetime.



I wish *ERROR* H̢̄̓̊͆̎̈́͋͋̑ͤ̈́̓̚͏̧̛̭̖̫͎̼͙̖̙̺̦̯̤̺͚͟A̧͋͆̅̎͋ͣ̑͏̴̻̯͍̻͇̘͍̟̫͓S̶̶̶̛̅͋͐̇͆͒̃̀ͧͥͦ̚͏̦̯͕̻T̶̘̹͉̯͕̪̫͉̯͓̺ͣ̓̓ͯͧ͛͑ͯ̏̓͆ͥ́̃͂̚͘͞ͅỦ̡̺̟̰̫̞̞̦̄͐ͧͮ̆͛͒̕R̸ͭͦ̓ͣ̍̑̈͋̓̉͏̶̯̤̣͔̠͙̝̘̙ͅ!̳͍̭̹͌ͤ̾̿̊ͥ͋̎ͣ̎ͧ͠ͅ ͂ͦ̑͗̓ͧ͑ͮ҉̢̨͏̻̺͚̭͚̹H̴̨̢̡̰̟̪̹͔̹̺̥̥̰̱̦̠͖̝̱̰͈̖̊̒ͤ̇̈́͗͛̉ͣͧ̌̽ͥ̿̽̊͡A̷̋ͥ̊́ͪ̋ͦ̔̔̊ͧ̿ͩ͘͏͟͏̥̰͇̬̞̩̗̳̜̳̙̲̠̟̘ͅS̨̢̲͎͈̫̦̬͕̩̦͕̟͙̪̦͖̊̍̽ͮ͆ͧ͒̄ͭ̉̌̀ͨ̇̇͡ͅT̴̴̨͓̺̟͚̩͔͚͔͇̲̯̱̠̬̉ͯ̏ͨ̏̃͛ͥ̈́̆͆ͭͨ̓U͆̅̇͂̃̓̎ͪͦͤ̍̏̀͐̐ͬ҉̕҉̲̗͇R̃̋̈́̈́̅̐ͫ̾̔ͥͣ̈̇̚͏̡̢̦̱̪!̵̡̜̩͇͉͙̣̱̩̗͍͕͕͓̲̼̻̪̄̍ͧ͒̇̈̕͟ͅ ͇̠̥̖̟͙̯̜̟̜̻̬̠̥̪́ͣͭ͆ͦͦͫ̀͆̐͐͘̕H̶̷͓͙̆͂ͧ̓̅ͪ̚͡͠ͅA̶̭̭̥͈͕̪̍́͋̽ͦ̈ͫ̀S̢̺̦̳̝͙͉̫̦̣̩̈͒ͭ̋ͬ̑ͨ͆ͣ̄T̛̟̲̞̫̦̗̟̱̬̙͕̎͛ͦ̏̀͜Ṳ͇̯̞̥͇͖̮̞͚̼̥͉̪̮̗̝̀ͯ̽̃͂ͣͩ̎͆̽͊̂ͭ͟͢ͅR̸̨̳̦̟̖̰̠͈̖͕̠͐ͮͦͣ́̇̐ͨ̇ͧ̇̅ͯ́͜͝!̡ͧ̏̆͐̂̏͒̓̍͌̋̾ͨ̒͌̇̾͋́҉̮͍̼̠͔

[pikachu17]

Hastur turns you into a delicious jelly donut. Maximum Spin then eats you. However, he then turns into a delicious jelly donut at the next full moon. Someone eat him, and the cycle repeats...

I wish that I was ruler of everything.

[TalonisWolf]

Granted, but "everything" really does mean everything- including some nasty stuff that drives you to madness and eventually a heart attack.

I wish for a good life.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you get a DVD of the first season of The Good Life.

I wish for a light bulb.

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted. It explodes due to very low current and voltage requirements and having no voltage divider.

I wish I had more time, and didn't need sleep.

[Mathel]

Granted. You do not need to sleep, giving you extra time. Unfortunatly, most actions you can take in that time cost money, so you need an extra job.
You shall work night shifts for Maximum Spin. Whether he wants to pay you or not.

I wish all creatures on earth get perfect regeneration, immunity to all cancer and cancer-like diseases and become unaging.

[Tomasque]

Great. Now the earth becomes horribly overpopulated. Because of regeneration, the only way people die normally is through long and painful starvation. Those who try to commit suicide to escape the terrible world they are in have to burn themselves alive to prevent regeneration.

 You monster.

I wish Mathel was in prison for his sick and twisted ways.

[pikachu17]

He is. Along with you and Maximum Spin. You and Mathel become Maximum Spin's bitches.

I wish I had complete control over everything.

[Gigabytebob]

granted you now control every *thing* and since there is no creature or object named thing you don't control everything

i wish people liked me more

[Dunamisdeos]

granted you now control every *thing* and since there is no creature or object named thing you don't control everything

i wish people liked me more

Au Contraire.



Additionally, you are now publicly liked slightly more than Donald Trump, since you did not specify a point of reference for more.

I wish for some BBQ sauce to go with my fries.

[Ultimuh]

granted you now control every *thing* and since there is no creature or object named thing you don't control everything

i wish people liked me more

Au Contraire.

And let us not forget that there is an entire movie dedicated to a whole other "The Thing".
Imagine having full control of over THAT.

Additionally, you are now publicly liked slightly more than Donald Trump, since you did not specify a point of reference for more.

I wish for some BBQ sauce to go with my fries.

Granted, your BBQ sauce is however spoiled beyond recognition.


I wish sleep was optional, without the following negative consequences of sleep deprivation.