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[pikachu17]

Inside it is a flesh-eating virus. Have a nice death! ninjad!

The foreign language is English, which is foreign to some people.

I wish I was immune to everything I want to be immune to, and have control of anything I want to.

[Dunamisdeos]

majQa' maj. 'ach qul DaH SeH vay' ghu'vam qal nuv'e' SoptaHbogh targh. ~ Genie vIneH

~NINJAD.

@Pikachu - You did not specify specifics. Wish Genie is therefore forced to guess, and you are now immune to ground-based attacks and have control of electricity fired from your cheeks. Since you are still human, you will fry your own brain if you use this power.

I wish I had HBO.

[pikachu17]

You have Happy Badass Ostriches.

I wish that I had the power to, at any time, make myself immune to anything I choose to, and control anything I choose to.

EDIT:Oh, and thank you for the immunity to ground-based attacks, just in time for my battle against earth-benders.

[Maximum Spin]

You gain the power to make yourself immune to anything you choose to control, and (independently and non-recursively) control anything you choose to make yourself immune to. You quickly take over the world by controlling the flu, but end up dying when you accidentally make yourself immune to oxygen.

I wish for immunity against psychic-type attacks and to get STAB when biting things.

[Eschar]

You die from lack of food, while fainted, while helpless.

I wish that Gatleos restarted RtRtD and that it continued until its proper conclusion.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, He continues it and updates once every year on a random month. It properly concludes 47 years after it was restarted, ending with everyone's characters dying.

I wish for a strategy.

[Aliemma]

(Ah man, RtRtD, I forgot about that. I wonder if some day somebody will take up making one... Doubt it'd ever be as good)

Wish granted! An old, experienced tactician gives you some strategy for an upcoming war. Sadly, the old man isn't in the greatest mental shape, and it's designed for the enemy to win!

I wish for my computer to get an upgrade.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but in order to get the upgrades you have to pay thousands of dollars.

I wish for some thing good to watch on TV.

[Cyne-Wulf]

Granted, but similar to some other good shows (E.G Supernatural) the fanbase refuses to let it die, so it gets overdone, dragged out and just plain bad.

I wish I could grant infinitely powerful wishes as I please, manipulating the wording as I see fit.

[Mathel]

Granted. But you can do this with only on the next time you grant. ONCE! And the person after you can do it to you.

I wish that wishes have to be in tlhIngan Hol. (but their grantings do not)

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but this happens only once and will occur on your next wish.

I wish for immunity to bullets.

[Cyne-Wulf]

Granted, you get extremely effective immune system supplements and a vaccine to bullets, rendering you effectively immune to catching bullets.

I wish I would not get injured by physical impacts.

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, but you get Smallpox and die

I wish my next wish would get granted without corruption.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but only if it benefits me somehow.

I wish for Cyne-Wulf to become immune to smallpox and revive without anything bad happening to him.

[Cyne-Wulf]

Thank you! Granted, but Cadeyrn dies of Malaria.

I wish that Cadeyrn Heffernan's incorruptible wish also benefits every other person who reads this thread, and Toady One.