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[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, but your comfortable life is ruined when Maximum Spin steals your identity and has no consequences from it, since you get accused of stealing your own identity from Maximum Spin.

I wish that the last Ealos player that I haven't heard from WOULD FINALLY RESPOND TO MY PM!!!

[King Zultan]

Granted, but they respond by sending you a virus.

I wish that I had a new hat.

[Mathel]

Granted, but it looks horrible.

I wish to have an ability to summon bigger fish.

[wierd]

Granted, but it only summons whale sharks.

I wish I would stop burning myself when I solder things.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you no longer burn yourself, but you burn everything else instead.

I wish for a stick of gum.

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, Cyne-Wulf beats you to death with it using Dwarf Fortress pulping mechanics, and then gives it to Puppyguard, who enjoys it thoroughly.

I wish that I could make anything I could think of reality without limit and without being mentally and/or emotionally crippled

[VolcanoQueen]

Granted, but everything you create attacks you, leaving you physically crippled.

I wish I could think of a really good story that I can show people that won't make them hate and/or attack me.

[Mallos]

Granted, instead your story makes them hate and attack themselves. Your story spreads like a virus and brings about a memetically-induced mass extinction event, leaving you as the sole surviving human with nobody to enjoy your soul-crushing story.

I wish for a fish.

[Eschar]

It's a carp. Continue (Y/y)?

I wish for tigers.

[kingawsume]

Someone hands you a rod and tells you to go get it yourself.
Hecc off, ninja.
The giant tiger scratches you in the chest, tearing the skin and bruising the heart through the *rope reed shirt*!

An artery has been opened by the attack!
You give into the pain.
You have been struck down. It was enevitable.
I wish for more time.

[Eschar]

You experience all your time at once, compressing your life into an infinitesimal amount of time, and die immediately of old age.

Koine Greek.

[Mathel]

χειροποίητος, ἀλλά οὐδείς συνίημι.
((Having used a web translator, it is probably terrible.))
θέλω σίδηρος μάχαιρα.

[Magistrum]

Χορηγείται, αλλά λόγω κακής μετάφρασης, παίρνετε μόνο ένα ξύσιμο μαχαιριού.

私はお好み焼きがほしいです。

[Dunamisdeos]

WISH GENIE DOES NOT SPEAK FOREIGN. WISH GENIE EXPLODES THE PLANET.

I wish for a Star Wars lunch box.

[Magistrum]

Granted, but it is one of those r/prequelmemes image macros badly printed on a dora the explorer lunch box.

((Awww, I tought we were going to go on a chain of different languages, greek, answer greek, ask Japanese, answer Japanese, ask french...))


I want to have my foreign language answer chain.