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[crazyabe]

Granted, but do to a beurcratic mix up at the department of Wishes You get Omnipotent Weed instead, and it's so potent smokeing it would blackout the sky with smoke!

I Wish for Omnipotent Powers.

[Maegil]

The Gods, being Omnipotent Powers, make you their chew toy. Presently you're a barf bag on a trans-Himalayan turboprop airliner, and that's several steps up from your previous form.

I wish people were more sensible about their wishes.

[DAPARROT]

Granted, everyone makes perfect, incorruptible wishes, and now the game isn't fun anymore

I wish that the next persons wish didn't happen

[TheBiggerFish]

You're the next person.  Your wish doesn't happen, but then it does, but then it doesn't...The universe explodes.

I wish I had as much time as I needed to do what I want to do or need to do.

[NathanBros]

Granted, you're stopped in time.

I wish time machines could exist.

[Stirk]

Granted! They can only move in one direction (the future) at the same rate time normally moves. Most people don't even notice, and those that do are lying.

I wish to be able to stop chewing on pens so much.

[Maegil]

Granted, you are perfectly able to stop. There is nothing whatsoever preventing you to stop, at all. So, this begs the question: why won't you just stop?

I wish you'd get a mouth full of ink each time you chewed on a pen. (I'm just trying to help!)

[PTTG??]

Granted. And thus Stirk became a squid-based superhero... who can't stop chewing on pens, lest the ink-related powers vanish!

I wish I had a second lamp in here. I'm getting tired of moving it around wherever I need light.

[hops]

Granted. The second lamp is always on, and it's always following you. You are not sure if it is a lamp. It looks at you when you sleep and you feel its power cords caressing your face occasionally in the middle of your bright-as-fuck nights.

I wish for a burger.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. You get a german immigrant's descendant from the midwestern USA.

I wish for delicious cake.

[Maegil]

Granted. You slip on a slice of delicious cake that someone dropped on the floor, and break you jaw.

I wish someone posts after me.

[TalonisWolf]

 I shoot wooden posts after you since I believe you are a Vampire.

 I wish I wasn't sore in every part of my body. Ow, ow, ow...

[vkiNm]

Granted, you no longer have a body.

I wish for Anschluss.

[Maegil]

Granted, it happened.

I wish I hadn't sleep apnoea after getting that turbinectomy and septum correction.

[SOLDIER First]

Granted. You didn't have either operation and died painfully.

I wish I had a girlfriend.