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[FArgHalfnr]

Granted. Player above me is Gud.

I wish I had free money.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted. However, due to the influx of cash, the economy destabilises.

I wish the world will universally adopt British Spelling for English.

[crazyabe]

granted all non British are now dead


i wish i was crazyabe, and not Gud

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, unfortunately your type of dragon changes to the permanently invisible type.

I wish that I could actually finish my homework.

[Stirk]

Granted! You can finish your homework. Just never on time.

I wish that I could summon cheese sticks of any kind whenever I wanted. Thus allowing me to solve world hunger and get a tasty snack!

[Eric Blank]

Granted. The cheese sticks are, however, all spoiled when summoned. They also come from future cheese stick production attempts, causing a great cheese stick shortage in the future.

I wish for hugs.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, you get the hug attack of an owlbear. Have fun with 2d4 damage.

I wish for ZE DICE!

[crazyabe]

granted you choke to death on 26(Z) d 5(E)s


i wish i was the president of my own country!

[Eric Blank]

Granted. You soon get invaded by a country with a population greater than one.

I wish for a pet owlbear.

[Lord_lemonpie]

Granted. It bites you and infects you with rabies as soon as you try to pet it.

I wish my cat was mentally stable.

[NJW2000]

Granted. The other cats are suspicious, and refuse to associate with someone who doesn't like homoerotic corpse-rolling.

I wish my cat's girlfriend hung out in our garden more, as she's quite sweet.

[Lord_lemonpie]

Granted. Your cat's girlfriend has grown incredibly big, covering the entire earth. Most life is crushed under her weight, but she's in your garden 24/7 now.

I wish I could finish school in a week.

[crazyabe]

granted after one week of school you are arrested for the assassination of the president hope ya like prison, cus your finished!


i wish i was able to control time!

[Lord_lemonpie]

Granted. The Butterfly Paradox you create causes the entire universe to spaghettify and you've potentially killed billions of life filled planets, including earth.

I wish I had a good movie to watch.

[crazyabe]

granted you can only watch the worst movie in the universe "a good movie"


I wish i could control space!