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Urist McCoder

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21570 on: September 07, 2015, 05:19:37 pm »

you now own an evil crocodile named dog.
I wish that this wish would be corrupted.
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Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21571 on: September 07, 2015, 05:21:27 pm »

Granted, but shortly before that you gain an intense dislike of yourself. Enjoy the wastelands!

I wish I could understand what Gene Ray was rambling on about with Timecube.


The king of the afterlife punches you for your stupid paradoxes.

I wish I could understand what Gene Ray was rambling on about with Timecube.
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NJW2000

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21572 on: September 07, 2015, 05:23:15 pm »

Granted. And the eldritch truth is too much for your form... you need more eyes, eyes on the inside.

I wish I had Bloodborne (GAME) and a ps4.
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One wheel short of a wagon

Twinwolf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21573 on: September 07, 2015, 05:28:01 pm »

Granted. But it drives you mad.

I wish I had infinite hard drive space on my PS4.
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Urist McCoder

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21574 on: September 07, 2015, 05:34:58 pm »

The hard drive becomes greedy and sucks the whole world inside its self
I wish to kill hades
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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21575 on: September 07, 2015, 07:15:27 pm »

Granted. You kill the leader of a street gang called Hades. The rest of his gang proceeds to kill you.

I wish to have my own personal Panzer 2.
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crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21576 on: September 07, 2015, 07:18:44 pm »

Granted, it at 1/1000000000000 scale


I wish i was the anti Christ!
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FArgHalfnr

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21577 on: September 07, 2015, 10:35:59 pm »

Granted, you are swiftly killed by an extremist religious group for claiming to be the Antichrist openly.

I wish my toes wouldn't constantly be cold.
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Hiddenleafguy

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21578 on: September 07, 2015, 11:40:45 pm »

Granted, now you toes are made of living flame, as is the rest of your body, this causes your house to burn down, killing your wife and kids, the fire spreads through the entire city, and then THE WORLD, the only survivors live underground in "stations," then it rains and you die, the end.
I wish that batman dies.
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crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21579 on: September 08, 2015, 09:12:40 am »

Granted he died while trying to save you from a death trap


I wish That Armageddon would start already
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FArgHalfnr

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21580 on: September 08, 2015, 09:24:41 am »

Granted, you are the first victim.

I wish I could freely explore the multiverse!
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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21581 on: September 08, 2015, 11:15:50 am »

Granted, no gurantees on your survival rate though.

I wish for super awesome computer skillz.
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crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21582 on: September 08, 2015, 11:28:44 am »

granted to bad you lost both hands
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Megggas

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21583 on: September 08, 2015, 01:12:41 pm »

Non wish granted.  You now have cancer.

I wish that 2+2=5.
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crazyabe

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21584 on: September 08, 2015, 01:45:06 pm »

granted you added to the second dimension by .5 and where promptly ran over by a painting of a car.


i wish i was immune to cancer!
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