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[Stirk]

Granted. They are now figurative. As in, they no longer exist. Good job erasing the human race.

I wish nobody could see my mistakes.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted, the human race was only a drawing on a peice of paper and it got erased for looking like crap ( no wish so I made this up)


I wish my forum games didn't die

[Stirk]

Granted, the human race was only a drawing on a peice of paper and it got erased for looking like crap ( no wish so I made this up)

*Points up to my wish and points out it hasn't been edited in any way.*

Your forum game's don't die any more. Ever. You eventually create so many immortal games that it eats up all of your time, eventually starving you to death.

I wish you would answer my former wish.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Woooops

Granted but you see everyone else's mistakes, including the ones you don't want to know


I wish for pie

[WillowLuman]

Granted, the secret ingredient is blood.

I wish everyone talked like baman and piderman.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

granted one day a week everyone is mute because of loss of voice though


I wish for crowbar

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, it is in someone else's hand and they appear to be breaking into your home.

I wish trolls lived under bridges.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

granted all of the internet is located there


i wish for spoiler alert

[Boes]

Granted: a big flashing Spoiler Alert Sign is flashing in your face preventing you from seeing any spoilers or anything else.

I wish i had $5.39 converted to peso's then converted to yen

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Granted but some one down the line of transactions messed up as you did it one penny at a time




I wish virginity wasn't so taboo

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
It is extremely awkward to talk about it

I wish to summon the utility monster

[Aslandus]

Granted. He uses you to scrub the floor. You are now a tool.

I wish for ice cream

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

granted it is the flavor of white and is completely tasteless


i wish for a change want

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, the change wants wants take over you're mind and force you to spam post them in uncorrupt a wish thread.

I wish the sky was purple and made of hedgehogs.

[jaxy15]

Granted. Purple hedgehogs begin raining down upon the earth. Eventually, the entire planet is covered in hedgehogs. Everyone dies.

I wish for a bowl.