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[WillowLuman]

Granted, but you can never remove it from your head, for it is the only thing protecting you from the hedgehogs.

I wish for drastic measures to combat the purple hedgehog menace.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, we sacrifice you to the sun god, Ra. Nothing happens.

I wish we used Stirk's vast arsenal to stop the purple hedgehog menace.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but there's simply not enough ammo to deal with the trillions of them.

I wish for orbital laser strikes on purple-hedgehog clusters.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, lightning falcon goes on a killing spree and declares himself king of the world.

I wish the purple hedgehogs overthrew lightning falcon.

[Lyeos]

Granted. They threw him too far and he crashed into your window, breaking it.

I wish I could find the "Rate the Avatar of the User Above You" thread.

[Arcvasti]

Granted. You find it buried underneath the atlantic ocean.

I wish for liquid nitrogen.

[Stirk]

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=43037.msg5623937#msg5623937

We got a search feature, its up in the corner.

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Granted. You don't have anywhere to keep it, so it simply evaporates in an impressive display like dry ice.

I wish Lyeos would like my games.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but he derails them with his poor thinking abilities and his crappy RPing skills. 

I wish for ham.

I do, again, all I said was that they require too much reading for me now, since I'll have to catch up at the end of every week.

Also, I did use it, but somehow missed the thread. Or something.

[Emma]

Granted, but the ham is rotten.

I wish for a dwarfy axe.

[Arcvasti]

Granted. It is made of dwarves and can't hold an edge.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Granted. Nothing happens.

I wish for DOOOOOOOOM

[Arcvasti]

Granted. You are now the proud owner of the Disinterested Oracular Ocean Of Oblivious Owlets Objecting Onerously Onward Ministry.

I wish for balloons.

[Tawa]

Granted. They carry you and a girl in a rather-forced seeming romance into the sky after a festival, only for both of you to be impaled on a stone spire when the balloons pop.

I wish for a magic dagger.

[Arcvasti]

Granted. Its one of the magically dull ones from Master of the Five Magics.

I wish for cheesecake.

[hops]

Granted. You get Cheesecake, who proceeds to shoot you up with his gatling gun.

I wish Cheesecake was back.