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Arx

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19245 on: July 05, 2014, 12:40:43 pm »
Granted. Enjoy the dark ages!

I wish the government was competent.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19246 on: July 05, 2014, 01:06:26 pm »
Granted. World War Three happens.

I wish for space.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19247 on: July 05, 2014, 01:08:47 pm »
Granted. You are launched into it.

I wish I could survive anything.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19248 on: July 05, 2014, 01:10:36 pm »
Granted. You could. You didn't have time to decide to, though, when a plane crashed on your head.

I wish that wishes were horses.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19249 on: July 05, 2014, 01:12:24 pm »
Granted. I then kill all horses.

I horse for bad jokes.
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Scotsmen

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19250 on: July 05, 2014, 02:02:41 pm »
Granted. All jokes are now donkeys. You now have bad asses.

I horse for horses.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19251 on: July 05, 2014, 02:09:20 pm »
Granted. They brutally rape you, because horses are douchebags.

I horse that all previous wishes AND HORSES were reverted.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19252 on: July 05, 2014, 02:30:32 pm »
Granted. However, this also includes you, causing you to have never existed.

I wish for good VRMMOs.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19253 on: July 05, 2014, 04:16:39 pm »
Granted,
in an million years time.

I wish that fully upgraded sniper would stop shooting the bunch of red bloons that the MOAB mauler will deal with anyway and instead shoot at the  zebra bloon that's about to leak.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19254 on: July 05, 2014, 10:14:49 pm »
Granted. However, you suddenly start playing a different flash game.

I wish that I could have an epic battle with LordSlowpoke.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19255 on: July 05, 2014, 10:21:55 pm »
Granted, his pogo stick smashes your skull and you lose.

I wish for a trumpet.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19256 on: July 05, 2014, 10:24:09 pm »
Quote from: Lyeos on July 05, 2014, 10:21:55 pm
Granted, its pogo stick smashes your skull and you lose.
(You did say you wanted a trumpet with a pogo stick, right?)

I wish for a more creative corruption.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19257 on: July 05, 2014, 10:35:23 pm »
Sure. "The trumpet is also a pogo stick, while playing/riding it, Lyeos gets it's bell stuck on Tawarochir's head. They spend hours trying to get it unstuck, only for both to suffocate because the trumpet is cursed to steal the breath of those it touches."

I wish for a Netflix Original show about Virtual Reality.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19258 on: July 05, 2014, 10:58:32 pm »
Granted. It is a shitty ripoff of SAO.

I wish for SAO IRL.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #19259 on: July 06, 2014, 02:41:19 am »
Granted. You are used as part of Oberon whatshisname's evil experiment.

I wish for a Virtual Reality without mind control.
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