Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Lyeos]

Granted. Although it is possible, bowling with crocodiles is not a wise decision. You are eaten.

I wish for many snuggles to be had by all.

Granted, "snuggles" the name of a new disease that causes people's head to explode.

I wish for Brütal Legend 2.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

What reasons? Generally "because reasons" means there is no reason, from what I've seen.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but it's Will Wright and Kyle Gass instead of Tim Schaefer and Jack Black.

I wish the games I'm in would update.

[~Neri]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ease of communication, possible to play games, general other stuffs.

[Onigato]

I wish the games I'm in would update.

Granted. The updates are scheduled, posted and completely bugged out.

I wish I had a plan for American Independance day.

[Lyeos]

Granted, the plan gets you executed for treason.

I wish for the smoothest jazz.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Uh... Those aren't really good reasons... One, I'm never going to initiate conversation, and two, I have few games and normally play offline anyways. "General other stuff" doesn't make sense either.

I... Don't really see a point?

[Eric Blank]

Granted. The jazz is so smooth you forget all about being antisocial and accept all the friend requests. You have no idea who most of these people are.

I wish the next poster to be transformed into a duck.

[~Neri]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

No reason not to. Also normally I initiate conversation anyways.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. He can never update his games, and has to hang out with regular ducks.

I wish for a howitzer.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. You can only aim it at kevak-duck and threaten him if he doesn't update his games. But you can't shoot him. You're stuck.

I wish for a decent drawing pad so I can scribble digitally.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but I steal it for the same purpose.

I wish for psychic powers.

[Tawa]

Granted, but they're fake. You are forced to set up a detective business with a childhood friend.

I wish for a cat.

[TD1]

Granted. It's Crookshanks.

I wish Taw was a wizard.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. The Transmutation and Ballisticism departments fight over him. One insists that "turning people to stone is much more elegant than blowing them apart," while the the other tells him that "the only Transmutation you need is Flesh to Hamburger." The fight claims many lives and destroys the local wizard college.

I wish I knew "Flesh to hamburger"

[TD1]

Granted. You know it. Can't use it, though.

I wish I had just eaten a hamburger.

[flabort]

Granted. You just ate a 20 lb hamburger, a trough of fries, a canteen of gravy, and a barrel of soft drink. You win your meal free, but you're still a pig.

I wish certain in game timers would hurry up and finish.