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[~Neri]

Granted, doesn't stop the rape though.

I wish for what I want.

[jaxy15]

Granted. You get some dead foxes or whatever.

I wish for wyverns.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
in an million years time.

I wish that fully upgraded sniper would stop shooting the bunch of red bloons that the MOAB mauler will deal with anyway and instead shoot at the  zebra bloon that's about to leak.

[flabort]

Granted. Bloons becomes an operational TD where all the towers work how YOU want them to. This takes the fun out of it, since the only fun thing was yelling at your monkeys to do the other thing, and you quit to do something else. Like "Learn To Fly Idle".

I wish for a Live Action Netflix Original appropriate for children but designed for adults about Virtual Reality.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. Although it is legally appropriate for audiences of all ages, parents everywhere want you dead for making their kids ask questions they don't yet need to know the answers to.

I wish to be rid of this pathetic sibling of mine and the whiny little brat he brought home.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but now you're in prison for life.

I wish for a cheese cannon.

[Scotsmen]

Granted, you are arrested for unlicensed possession of a military-grade weapon.

I wish for a fully auto, holographic sight shotgun.

[Varee]

Granted it arrive inside you next birthday cake with auto trigger
I wish everywhere on earth's surface is always 25 degree

[Lyeos]

Granted, everywhere is 25 degrees Celcius, which is about 77 Fahrenheit, which is a comfortable day where I live. So, aside from the icecaps melting, and a few people being too hot, it's actually quite nice. Other than, you know, the ice caps melting.

I wish everyone would pass out except for me.

[blazing glory]

Granted,but everyone that's conscious (aka you) sees a horrible thing that scars them for life.

I wish to know why random people on steam who I've never seen before try to add me as a friend.

[JackOSpades]

 Granted, it's to get an Achievement.

I wish for more days a year when it's socially and legally acceptable to set off large explosions in the sky. 

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
in an million years time.

I wish that fully upgraded sniper would stop shooting the bunch of red bloons that the MOAB mauler will deal with anyway and instead shoot at the zebra bloon that's about to leak. (in real life (does your life have an quit button (and no, dying does not count)))

[Scotsmen]

Granted. Now you can shut up about it.

I wish Roc CURIOUSBEAT_EATER would stop copy-pasting his last grant and wish.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. He copy-pastes the one before that.

I wish DF2014 would come out already!

[TD1]

Granted. The internet explodes.

I wish Worldmaster would tell me which poem he intends to plagiarise.