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[Tawa]

Granted. It is your own.

I wish that Blazing Glory would put spaces after commas, like you're supposed to.

[Scotsmen]

Granted, you die from amazement at the first time he does so.

I wish I had the ability to come up with original names.

[Arcvasti]

Granted. Its so original, no one can pronounce it besides you.

I wish for DF V.1

[jaxy15]

Granted. It is extremely buggy and unplayable.

I wish to be killed to death.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
in an extremely painfully death.

I wish that fully upgraded sniper would stop shooting the bunch of red bloons that the MOAB mauler will deal with anyway and instead shoot at the zebra bloon that's about to leak. (in real life (does your life have an quit button (and no, dying does not count)))

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. As I have no idea what you're talking about, your family is brutally murdered.

I wish I could understand Roc's wishes.

[Scotsmen]

Granted. The knowledge drives you insane.

I wish Roc would stop posting the same wish.

[Lyeos]

Granted, it's about blue balloons now.

I wish grinding for souls in Hand of Kul was easier.

[Onigato]

Granted. Now all you need do is think about it and you have infinate souls. Sadly, this is also the only mechanic in the game, and you have no reason to play ever.


I wish that I had remembered to actually ask my inlaws if I could borrow their circular saw for the project I need to make.

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Granted, but they refused to give it to you, and you were chased off their property after you attempted to steal it. You can never return to your inlaws' house.

I wish I had gotten my girlfriend a birthday present... A non-lethal one.

[Lyeos]

Granted, it completely destroys the surrounding area for fifteen miles, and causes it to rain every other day, but it is, technically, nonlethal.

I wish for two fewer arms.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, they both fall and in their place grows two independent tentacles that proceed strangle you.

I wish for a rain of lemon drops and gumdrops.

[blazing glory]

Granted,they're all the size of Japan.

I wish to be perfectly healthy,alive,not in any pain,not to die one second after,and to have good luck.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

(removed)

[jaxy15]

Granted. You die 1.00000000000000000000001 seconds after the wish is granted.

I wish for a laser cannon.