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[TD1]

Granted. They finish so quickly you never even notice.

I wish Flabort's corruption hadn't instead improved my wish XD

Did you honestly think that was a negative?

[flabort]

Oh, yeah. And you go to the hospital in a coma for two years, and leave with a machine for a stomach.

I wish I hadn't just put him in a coma.

[jaxy15]

Granted. He dies instead. You are a horrible human being.

I wish for a stick to hit people with.

[Lyeos]

Granted, it's a stick of licorice and you can never let go of it.

I wish for er'body else to be happy.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
everybody is happy at the fact that you died

I wish to know Why Atari thought it was an good idea to release the Atari 5200 despite the obvious flaws 

[Scotsmen]

Granted, the knowledge makes you so mad at them that you murder everyone who works at Atari, and are thus sentenced to death.

I wish for mastahcheese.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

No reason not to. Also normally I initiate conversation anyways.

KILL

[Lyeos]

Granted, the knowledge makes you so mad at them that you murder everyone who works at Atari, and are thus sentenced to death.

I wish for mastahcheese.

Granted, his magnificence destroys you when he enters the room.

I wish other people had good sleep schedules.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

No reason not to. Also normally I initiate conversation anyways.

KILL

What was that about?

[KingofstarrySkies]

duuuuuucks

[flabort]

Granted. Everyone else starts sleeping and waking at the same times globally. You are left behind during this change, and sleep when everyone else is awake; essentially nocturnal, except that in your time zone the "awake" period is during the dark to match up with the rest of the world. So you are awake during the day, when everyone is asleep.

I wish I could have said that in five or less words.

[Arcvasti]

Granted. You are no longer able to use more then six words in a sentence. In fact, you are unable to comprehend any numbers above four and then one. This is sort of bleh.

I wish for the best chair ever.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. You can never leave this chair. Your life is over.

I wish traffic would move faster.

[~Neri]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

No reason not to. Also normally I initiate conversation anyways.

KILL

..?

What did I do?

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

(removed)

[Varee]

Granted they all disappear and monkey step up to rule and enslave you and me


I wish universities dont exist