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blazing glory

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #18855 on: June 19, 2014, 11:58:41 pm »

Granted,but all they do is chatter on and on.

I wish Lyeos would stop beating himself up and claiming he's a horrible person.
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Eric Blank

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #18856 on: June 20, 2014, 12:16:16 am »

Granted. He begins beating up your mother and calling her a horrible person for conceiving you.

I wish for a mountain of bunnies.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #18857 on: June 20, 2014, 12:25:08 am »

Granted, but they're overly muscular and you can only use them to do muscle-man poses.



Granted, they turn into a mountain of this ^^^^
Spoiler: Image (click to show/hide)

I wish I could think of something but I need to post this before I get ninja'd

((hey can someone tell me what I type in [spoiler] to put a title in it?))
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #18858 on: June 20, 2014, 12:37:09 am »

((Add =[title] in [spoiler] after the r))
Granted. You come up with the wackiest idea ever. Its too late to post and you die of despair.

I wish the puppy would stop getting ticks all over her.
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Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #18859 on: June 20, 2014, 12:40:40 am »

((Add =[title] in [spoiler] after the r))
Granted. You come up with the wackiest idea ever. Its too late to post and you die of despair.

I wish the puppy would stop getting ticks all over her.

Granted, she gets lava all over her, removing the ticks.

I wish I could sleep.
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4maskwolf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #18860 on: June 20, 2014, 02:43:38 am »

Granted, while you do so five different games you want to join enter and leave signups.

I wish I could get back to sleep.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #18861 on: June 20, 2014, 08:46:17 am »

Granted,
You fall into unending sleep.

I wish for some dart throwing monkeys.
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Arx

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #18862 on: June 20, 2014, 10:55:06 am »

Granted. They're throwing darts at you!

I wish for a cake.
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Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #18863 on: June 20, 2014, 12:00:11 pm »

Granted. You are in prison. The cake contains a cell phone. You call a lawyer, who fails to bail you out of jail.

I wish for !!FUN!!.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #18864 on: June 20, 2014, 12:01:51 pm »

Granted, you go into a coma for twenty years, and when you wake up you find that your arms have been replaced by spoons and your entire family was eaten by a single bear.

I wish for parodies.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #18865 on: June 20, 2014, 12:03:41 pm »

Granted, you are that miner who accidentally wanders into the !!CIRCUS!!

GrAnTeD, wElCoMe To ThE dArK cArNiVaIl MoThErFuCkEr.

I wish for an Adorable Reality Warping Fox.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #18866 on: June 20, 2014, 12:04:29 pm »

Granted. You are thrown into a volcano by a giant ring in a parody of Lord of the Rings.

Granted. Its first reality warp turns it ugly and makes it a puppy.

I wish that the crossed-out LOTR thing was a thing.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #18867 on: June 20, 2014, 12:10:11 pm »

Granted, in a spoof of the LOTR movie, I am thrown into a volcano. However, instead of destroying me, the volcano grants me the power to remake reality as I see fit. "Clowns". "Clowns" everywhere.

I wish the people that keep voting in my now-locked thread would get stabbed with a spoon.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #18868 on: June 20, 2014, 12:15:28 pm »

Granted. You suddenly are overtaken by an urge to vote.

I wish I could be a spoon-ninja.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #18869 on: June 20, 2014, 12:23:50 pm »

Granted, you are now an inanimate spoon with the word "Ninja" written on it.

I wish for Lyeos to give his game another shot because it was quite good and I'm pretty sure several others agree.
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