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[blazing glory]

Granted,but all they do is chatter on and on.

I wish Lyeos would stop beating himself up and claiming he's a horrible person.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. He begins beating up your mother and calling her a horrible person for conceiving you.

I wish for a mountain of bunnies.

[BadLemonsXI]

Granted, but they're overly muscular and you can only use them to do muscle-man poses.

Granted, they turn into a mountain of this ^^^^

Spoiler: Image (click to show/hide)

I wish I could think of something but I need to post this before I get ninja'd

((hey can someone tell me what I type in [spoiler] to put a title in it?))

[Eric Blank]

((Add =[title] in [spoiler] after the r))
Granted. You come up with the wackiest idea ever. Its too late to post and you die of despair.

I wish the puppy would stop getting ticks all over her.

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

((Add =[title] in [spoiler] after the r))
Granted. You come up with the wackiest idea ever. Its too late to post and you die of despair.

I wish the puppy would stop getting ticks all over her.

Granted, she gets lava all over her, removing the ticks.

I wish I could sleep.

[4maskwolf]

Granted, while you do so five different games you want to join enter and leave signups.

I wish I could get back to sleep.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
You fall into unending sleep.

I wish for some dart throwing monkeys.

[Arx]

Granted. They're throwing darts at you!

I wish for a cake.

[Tawa]

Granted. You are in prison. The cake contains a cell phone. You call a lawyer, who fails to bail you out of jail.

I wish for !!FUN!!.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you go into a coma for twenty years, and when you wake up you find that your arms have been replaced by spoons and your entire family was eaten by a single bear.

I wish for parodies.

[~Neri]

Granted, you are that miner who accidentally wanders into the !!CIRCUS!!

GrAnTeD, wElCoMe To ThE dArK cArNiVaIl MoThErFuCkEr.

I wish for an Adorable Reality Warping Fox.

[Tawa]

Granted. You are thrown into a volcano by a giant ring in a parody of Lord of the Rings.

Granted. Its first reality warp turns it ugly and makes it a puppy.

I wish that the crossed-out LOTR thing was a thing.

[Lyeos]

Granted, in a spoof of the LOTR movie, I am thrown into a volcano. However, instead of destroying me, the volcano grants me the power to remake reality as I see fit. "Clowns". "Clowns" everywhere.

I wish the people that keep voting in my now-locked thread would get stabbed with a spoon.

[Tawa]

Granted. You suddenly are overtaken by an urge to vote.

I wish I could be a spoon-ninja.

[~Neri]

Granted, you are now an inanimate spoon with the word "Ninja" written on it.

I wish for Lyeos to give his game another shot because it was quite good and I'm pretty sure several others agree.