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[~Neri]

Granted, you Are a cute kitten.

I wish for adorable foxes.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, foxes appear all over the world, eat all small livestock. After chickens ducks and the like have gone extinct they move on and begin taking larger prey but they can't be killed because people find them so adorable and the foxes kill all life on earth.

I wish for the apocalypse where I die in the first second and am not resurrected nor do I have to suffer through it.

[~Neri]

Granted, you are not resurrected, you are reanimated instead as a zombie. You have no control of your body and are horribly aware of everything that it does and that happens to it.

I wish for more adorable foxes.

[IronTomato]

Granted, you should have given them their rabies vaccinations.

I wish for a cah.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. It murders you, gazebo style.

I wish for more Minecraft.

[Arcvasti]

Granted. The Minecraft forums invade the rest of the internet.

I wish for cats.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. Disgruntled dwarfs murder you to get their furry masters back.

I wish for more dorfing.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. 13 Dwarves show up uninvited at your door.

I wish Kevak would wish for ferrets.

[~Neri]

Granted.

I wish for ferrets and foxes.

[jaxy15]

Granted. The latter is messily eating the former.

I wish I had mind control powers.

[~Neri]

Granted, you can only control the minds of the mindless.

I wish for the power to control foxes.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you can control the minds of crocodiles, but only while in their mouths.

Granted, you get a leash and a rabid fox.

I wish for coffee.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, you become a D-list Batman villain.
Granted, you gain control over coffee and become a D-list Batman villain.

I wish for a gimmick that makes me a D-list Batman villain.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, the gimmick is FABULOUS rainbow magic.

I wish that I didn't have a sleeping disorder.

[TalonisWolf]

 Granted, you are now Immortal. You watch as all that you ever have and ever will hold dear is swallowed up by the darkness of the world, leaving you as a sad reminder of what once was.

  I wish for a corrupt wish. _{(If this is unfair, I wish for sanity.)}