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[WillowLuman]

Granted. But I put no effort into it.

I wish for randomly generated wishes.

[TD1]

Granted.

I dogs wish for sky and boat.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. You are a dog in a boat that is falling from the sky.

I wish for good RNG.

[Tawa]

Granted. You now have a good random flaming netherrack generator.

I wish that I was Lews Therin Telamon and also a D-list Batman villain.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. You're the lamest villain ever. Batman doesn't even bother beating you up.

I wish for a really comfy bed to lay in.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you get stuffed inside the world's comfiest waterbed and subsequently drown.

I wish people would lose interest in my RtD so it could die without me having to drop it.

[Arcvasti]

Granted. Its so comfortable. Unfortunately, you don't fit properly. Adjustments needed to be made. Luckily, every respectable bed salesperson carries a variety of protrusion trimming tools for just such an occasion.

Granted. The thing is, they also lost interest in you. Everyone ignores all your posts. Forever.

I wish for socks.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Go out and retrieve them from the besiegers.

I wish for an RTD where the players are D-list Batman villains.

[Lyeos]

Granted, but not only do you have to make it, you also have to make a small personality quiz that determines the players' powers and/or abilities.

I wish he would actually do that.

[WillowLuman]

I would, but my current game requires all my attention. (I hope someone picks up on this)

I wish for spear hair.

[BadLemonsXI]

Granted you are always stabbing yourself now.

I wish for arms and legs

[Lyeos]

Granted, but they're overly muscular and you can only use them to do muscle-man poses.

I wish for a bowler hat.

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Granted, but you can never take him off and he is really heavy.

I wish for Ruck's voice.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. Your family alienates you because they don't like this.

I wish for food to remove my hunger.

[4maskwolf]

Granted. Your family alienates you because they don't like this.

I wish for food to remove my hunger.

Granted, it also drastically increases your thirst.

I wish people would post in the games they are playing.