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[blazing glory]

Granted

I wish for everyone to stop attacking me in Medieval 2 Total war.

[BadLemonsXI]

Granted. Now people are attacking you IRL

I wish for fruit.

((also a image is now in my last post))

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. No one attacks you, ever, and it gets incredibly boring.
Granted. You are a fruit drink now.

I wish I wasn't procrastinating.

[Just Some Guy]

Granted

I wish for everyone to stop attacking me in Medieval 2 Total war.

Granted. You are now trapped in a constant state of productivity, unable to obtain any rest or leisure whatsoever.

I wish for infinite Limburger.

[Lyeos]

Granted. No one attacks you, ever, and it gets incredibly boring.
Granted. You are a fruit drink now.

I wish I wasn't procrastinating.

Granted, you find that you'll die if you don't update once a day.

I wish for infinite Limburger.

Granted. It's made of baby legs.

I wish I knew where I was in the forum-pecking-order.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. This knowledge provides you no benefit whatsoever.

I wish for everybody, including me, to be very happy.

[Worldmaster27]

Spoiler: Granted. This makes everyone happy, right? (click to show/hide)

I wish that it ate Eric Blank.

[WillowLuman]

(Makes me happy. Dawwww)

Granted, but given his size it only engulfs his left foot before it gives up and spits him out.

I wish for my dogs to behave around the chickens.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. However, the chickens go berserk whenever they see the dogs.

I wish for berserk chickens.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, lay your hands on my hens and see what happens.

I wish they weren't so afraid of the push broom, I feel bad for sweeping because it freaks them the fuck out.

[flabort]

Granted. It's the floor that freaks them out.

I wish for Men In Black 4.

[Lyeos]

Granted, it's rather terrible and nowhere as good as the first two. Mwuahahaha.

I wish people would stop constantly making game threads that they immediately abandon the same day without explanation.

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Granted, they begin explaining why they are leaving by making up terrible excuses.

I wish people would post in threads I watch.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, incessant spam.

Ditto, but a different corruption if you will.

[Lyeos]

Granted, they post things so vile that your eyeballs pop out of their sockets and bounce into woodchippers.

I wish for inspiration.