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[Lyeos]

Granted. They troll you by being ninjas.

I wish that all grass was dark purple.

[Prophet]

Granted. I cut all the purple grass to extiction.

I wish that Lyeos would post more Kevak wishes.

[blazing glory]

Granted,but the grass is actually tenticles planning to take over the world.

Granted,he spams the entire forum with Kevak wishes.

I wish this post wasn't ninja'd by the time I clicked post.

[Tawa]

Granted. You are also now cursed to prevent further posts on any Bay12 thread.

I wish for dwarves.

[blazing glory]

Granted,you also get goblins and elves,have fun.

I wish my cat liked to sit on my lap.

[Lyeos]

Granted. It cuts your legs into pieces so you can never get up.

I wish everyone would listen to What is Love at least once today, because I feel like wishing for it.

[Prophet]

Granted. Everyone becomes deaf.

I wish that I had a pet cat.

[blazing glory]

Granted,you get my cat,good luck getting her to look at you for more then 1 second.

I wish dogs weren't so messy with slobber and everything.

[RAM]

Dogs are now negatively messy. Your slobber and 'everything' begins seeping forth to make its way towards the nearest dog for absorption.

I wish to perform personally satisfying and socially accepted violence. Lots of it.

[Noel.se]

Granted. You start to compulsively hurt yourself. At first it is satisfying, but then it starts to get unpleasant. And you can't stop.

I wish for rain.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. It lasts for all of 1/10 of a second.

I wish for the future.

[blazing glory]

Granted,you'll get it in about 700 years give or take.

I wish I had more money.

[TamerVirus]

Granted. Here's a penny. Yay! You have more money

I wish for the powers of god

[Tawa]

Granted. You have the powers of YALORT, the god of fluffy bunnies.

I wish for panache.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, here's a wikipedia link about Panache.

I wish for pancakes.