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[WillowLuman]

Granted. Since everyone else sees them, they agree that the unicorns must exist, and call you crazy for not seeing them. You're ostracized for not being a 'Corner.

I wish for dwarven weapons made out of unicorn bits.

[Lyeos]

Granted. They're too squishy to be effective, and you're not sure you even want to know what they're made of.

I wish Kevak would wish for hugs.

[~Neri]

Granted, I just woke up and am wishing for hugs instead of updating my games.

I wish for hugs.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. I squeeze you so hard your lungs pop.

I wish I wouldn't kill people in nearly every corruption.

[TD1]

Granted. You now kill people in every corruption. Also, your closest friend just died. It was related, trust me.

I wish that Worldmaster's friend that just died came back to life as a zombified husk.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. He comes back in your basement. Have fun!

I wish I wasn't able to be afflicted by sadness.

[Lyeos]

Granted. You are always happy. You thoroughly enjoy being hit by a bus.

I wish I could force Kevak to update R2SP first, so I can make Lily flirt with the weird pink-haired-mind-lady rather than actually doing anything productive. 

[WillowLuman]

Granted. This extends the subspace trip by a few more days.

Now that Kevak's awake, I re-wish my previous Kevak-related wish.

[TD1]

Granted. Kevak is now your slave. This is a breach of Human Rights. You will be held to account.

Granted. Kevak dies. Because I couldn't find the wish. But he would have died no matter the wish, so all is good.

I wish for less Kevak related wishes!

[blazing glory]

Granted,but the ship blows up in the same update.

Granted,there are now more wishes about Worldmaster.

I wish I could speed up and slow down time.

[Lyeos]

Granted! He swiftly updates his games now that he can focus, since nobody is using his name. He seems to be able to sense that... But, wishes are no fun now, so I steal your organs and sell them.

Granted, but only for updating your games.

I wish for more Kevak-related wishes!

[TD1]

Granted. Now Kevak is worked to the bone replying to all wishes.

I wish Worldmaster would end Kevak wishes!

[Prophet]

Granted. I then begin making kevak wishes again.

I wish that kevak was a trap god.

[Lyeos]

Granted, he is a powerless entity made up by some crackpot named Prophet. Really, nobody worships him.

  I wish Prophet would just kiss Kevak and get it over with. We all know it's coming. 

[blazing glory]

Granted,he then stabs Kevak in the gut,no more updates.

I wish I found it in my strength to update my games more often.