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[TD1]

Granted. He misses, and kisses you instead.
Granted. You update them, but so badly no one understands what is going on.

I wish Lyeos would stop mentioning Kevak in every single wish!

[Lyeos]

Granted. I start mentioning your family members.

I wish for more Lyeos-related wishes, because reasons.

[WillowLuman]

Granted.

I wish Lyeos would mute himself in a giant mutesplosion.

[TD1]

Granted. It hits you, too. You must never speak/post again.

I wish wishes about other forumites would be forgotten!

[Tawa]

Granted. His traps are everywhere and turn people into foxes.

Granted. Kevak kisses Masema. Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about.


FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER DAMMIT NINJAS EVERYWHERE

Granted. You lose Con points to compensate and run out of HP.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIE l

Granted. He now mentions Kevak twice every wish. Nice going.

I'M BREAKING RECORDS YO

Granted. He breaks everyone out of ban and mute prison.

FUUUUUUUU

Granted. What are we talking about? Oh yeah. I wish that Xantalos...

I wish the Kevak silliness would end.

[blazing glory]

Granted. You update them, but so badly no one understands what is going on.

Nah that's happening anyway.

Granted,said mutesplosion travels the entire forums so no one can say anything.

Granted,the entire forum forgets you exist as well.

Granted,you hurt Kevaks feelings and he hunts you down.

I wish I had more entertaining RtD's.

I wish people would stop being ninjas.

[Tawa]

Granted. Ninjas are also terminators, after everyone, who are everywhere.

I wish for Mafiosi.

[Lyeos]

Granted. People are so afraid of being a ninja that nobody ever posts again.

Granted. You get a young man calling himself Mafi O' Si! Also known as Mafi of Sicily.

I wish I had some Nuka-Cola.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. It costs you all your money, and then someone steals it.

I wish there were no ninjas.

[blazing glory]

Granted,your irradiated!

Granted,you are the only ninja left.

I wish I was old enough to play fallout 3.

[Tawa]

Granted.Ninja'd NINJA'D AGAIN

Granted, but ninjas use your brand new copy of Fallout 3 to assassinate you.

I wish for jokes.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. They are all poorly written 'yo mama' jokes.

I wish for quality humor.

[blazing glory]

Granted,but ninjas assassinate the jokes humor before it get's on the forums.

I wish I could type fast enough to prevent being ninja'd.

[TD1]

Granted. You now ninja everyone with your fast typing.

I wish that Alexander was a more common name.

[blazing glory]

Granted,the name of every ninja is Alexander.

I wish ninja's would be replaced with trolls.