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blazing glory

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16500 on: May 21, 2014, 07:28:45 am »

Granted,you get Panache Pancakes.

I wish I had a healthy sleep schedule.
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Lyeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16501 on: May 21, 2014, 08:00:55 am »

Granted. You make a rather healthy schedule for sleeping, but never get to follow it.

I wish had enough willpower to study for my exams.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16502 on: May 21, 2014, 08:03:35 am »

Granted. You still fail, though

I wish for unlimited power
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blazing glory

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16503 on: May 21, 2014, 08:18:23 am »

Granted,it's on another plane of existance,you need unlimited power to get there though.

I wish healthy food tasted better.
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blazing glory

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« Reply #16504 on: May 21, 2014, 08:29:25 am »

Granted,the human race were going at FTL when they hit a very solid wall.

I wish burgers were more healthy and still tasted the same.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16505 on: May 21, 2014, 08:30:26 am »

Granted. The bun is removed.

I wish food wasn't involved in wishes.
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blazing glory

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« Reply #16506 on: May 21, 2014, 08:32:48 am »

Granted,people now make wishes involving vomit and poop,sometimes in the same wish.

I wish my shirt's buttons wouldn't fall off.
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Lyeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16507 on: May 21, 2014, 08:33:39 am »

Granted. Your pants always fall down now.

I wish the next wish would be in the form of a haiku.
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blazing glory

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« Reply #16508 on: May 21, 2014, 08:36:20 am »

Granted,since no one on the internet knows how to do poetry it's very bad.

O I wish something something poetic nonsense that Lyeos didn't wish for haiku.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16509 on: May 21, 2014, 08:39:11 am »

Poetry,
I can't,
How do I haiku

I wish for good poetry.


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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16510 on: May 21, 2014, 08:41:31 am »

Granted.

I wish for a limerick.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16511 on: May 21, 2014, 08:42:54 am »

Granted, you get a rotting lime and name it Rick.

I wish there was a giant baseball orbiting the Earth.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16512 on: May 21, 2014, 08:46:12 am »

Granted. It crushes all the satellites.

I wish for quality television.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16513 on: May 21, 2014, 10:50:56 am »

Granted. ¿Cuál "E.T." televisión?

I wish for a bat-ass leather jacket.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #16514 on: May 21, 2014, 10:54:18 am »

Granted. You get a leather jacket that looks like a bats ass. Everyone laughs at you.

I wish for my life to be a video game a la Skyrim.
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