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[blazing glory]

Granted,you get Panache Pancakes.

I wish I had a healthy sleep schedule.

[Lyeos]

Granted. You make a rather healthy schedule for sleeping, but never get to follow it.

I wish had enough willpower to study for my exams.

[TamerVirus]

Granted. You still fail, though

I wish for unlimited power

[blazing glory]

Granted,it's on another plane of existance,you need unlimited power to get there though.

I wish healthy food tasted better.

[blazing glory]

Granted,the human race were going at FTL when they hit a very solid wall.

I wish burgers were more healthy and still tasted the same.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. The bun is removed.

I wish food wasn't involved in wishes.

[blazing glory]

Granted,people now make wishes involving vomit and poop,sometimes in the same wish.

I wish my shirt's buttons wouldn't fall off.

[Lyeos]

Granted. Your pants always fall down now.

I wish the next wish would be in the form of a haiku.

[blazing glory]

Granted,since no one on the internet knows how to do poetry it's very bad.

O I wish something something poetic nonsense that Lyeos didn't wish for haiku.

[Noel.se]

Poetry,
I can't,
How do I haiku

I wish for good poetry.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted.

I wish for a limerick.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you get a rotting lime and name it Rick.

I wish there was a giant baseball orbiting the Earth.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. It crushes all the satellites.

I wish for quality television.

[Tawa]

Granted. ¿Cuál "E.T." televisión?

I wish for a bat-ass leather jacket.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. You get a leather jacket that looks like a bats ass. Everyone laughs at you.

I wish for my life to be a video game a la Skyrim.