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[blazing glory]

Granted,it steals your non-hedgehog sandwich.

I wish I could reverse time.

[darkpaladin109]

Granted. You reverse time a bit too much, and end up in the Ice Age.

I wish for a giant fist.

[kaijyuu]

Granted; you get a fist the size of a small building. Due to square-cubed law problems though, it quickly becomes a painful, gangrenous lump of flesh.


I wish for a short day of class today.

[nomoetoe]

Granted, you get hit by a flailing walrus man during class and go into a coma for long time, c;

I wish for the power of the sun to be in the palm of my hand,

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. A 50-pound goose slams through the nearest window. You are bathed in sunlight.

I wish for a greeting card I actually want to keep.

[Noel.se]

Granted. You receive an eldritch greeting card that slowly takes over your mind. You now find the idea of not keeping it unthinkable.

I wish i was the master of goats.

[Tawa]

Granted. However, goats don't like being mastered over, and they rise up. Goats are now the masters of you.

I wish there were more bad movies for people to write reviews of.

[blazing glory]

Granted,good movies no longer exist,thus freeing up space in the universe for more bad ones.

I wish there was a Star Wars republic commando 2.

[Tawa]

Granted. It is a film. All films are bad due to your corruption, so it is now bad.

I wish anime was dubbed better and contained more jokes.

[blazing glory]

Granted. It is a film. All films are bad due to your corruption, so it is now bad.

I wish anime was dubbed better and contained more jokes.

(Republic commando never was a film,at least I hope not)

[Tawa]

((I realized a bit late-- I tried to word it as if the "second" was/is/will be.))

[Nega]

Granted. It is a film. All films are bad due to your corruption, so it is now bad.

I wish anime was dubbed better and contained more jokes.

Granted, Nicholas Cage is the new voice actor usually hired to do the dubbings, and most of the jokes now have mandatory references to goats, octopii, & the number 420.

I wish I had a beast of a computer.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Your computer is a cybernetic ox. All ports are directly under the eyes.

I wish I knew WTF I was doing in this online class.

[Noel.se]

Granted. Now you know and you wish you could forget it again

I wish I will wake up 5 minutes earlier tomorrow.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. 5 extra minutes of daylight savings for all! We will make sure everyone knows to thank you for this,

I wish for a laser razor.