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[Tawa]

Granted. You are now dead.

I wish for a fourth Lord of the Rings book that Robert Jordan (AKA Oliver James Rigney) didn't die.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted, he was never born.

I wish for the national drink to be soup.

[blazing glory]

Granted,every nation other then yours national drink is soup

I wish I had the most powerful gaming PC to exist.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Granted, an EMP pulse hits the Earth and destroys most electronics, so now your 1993's retro rig is the most powerful gaming PC in the world.

I wish that drunk motherfucker under my window would shut his fucking mouth.

[Rose]

Granted. His drunk mother is now throwing bottles at you because she wasn't yet satisfied.

I wish I was no longer sick.

[Erils]

Granted. You're now dead too common
Granted. You are now a bacteria making other people sick.

I wish that I was able to fly without wings, dying, death, endangering myself, or the use of a plane.

[blazing glory]

Granted, an EMP pulse hits the Earth and destroys most electronics, so now your 1993's retro rig is the most powerful gaming PC in the world.

I wish that drunk motherfucker under my window would shut his fucking mouth.

I'll let you know that it's not 1993's! it has to be at least 2009!

[nomoetoe]

Granted. You're now dead too common
Granted. You are now a bacteria making other people sick.

I wish that I was able to fly without wings, dying, death, endangering myself, or the use of a plane.

Granted, You can now fly, You enjoy feeling the wind upon your flesh. but every time you fly someone becomes permanently crippled. So my son fly but know that you bring much pain to the world. C:

[Tawa]

Granted. However...
When you wish for nothing, you get nothing.
When you get nothing, you want something.
When you want something, you get cable.
When you get cable, the cable needs to be repaired.
When it needs to be repaired, you get tense.
When you get tense, you can't sleep.
When you can't sleep, you need to sleep.
When you need to sleep, accidents happen.
When accidents happen, you have to survive.
When you have to survive, you eat wild berries.
When you eat wild berries, you chase imaginary butterflies into something highly illegal.
Don't chase imaginary butterflies into something highly illegal. Wish for things instead and get 100% off unintended wish corruptions.

[RAM]

Your wish is granted, enjoy finding out what it was...

I wish for a proportion of the world's G.D.P. to be set aside for the objective maintenance and production of and free distribution of all intellectual commodities.

[Tawa]

Granted. Of course, on an unrelated note, Pope Francis puts a $1,000,000,000 USD price on the body of Jesus. No one finds the real one, so you are deemed messiah and chased by religious bounty hunters.

I wish for a heron-marked sword.

[Karkov]

Granted. Of course, on an unrelated note, Pope Francis puts a $1,000,000,000 USD price on the body of Jesus. No one finds the real one, so you are deemed messiah and chased by religious bounty hunters.

I wish for a heron-marked sword.

Granted.  The sword looks correct and extremely detailed, but it is a replica made of cheap plastic (nice WoT reference by the way).

I wish for a jacket that is perfect for every occasion and temperature.

[IronTomato]

Granted. It's also invisible, so it can never be inappropriate for any situation. However, you lose track of it fast.

I wish I knew what was over the rainbow.

[blazing glory]

Granted,now every occasion is just standing in the rain and now the temperature is forever sub-zero,congratulations you are now responsible for many people freezing to death.

I wish the Wii U had more decent games for it.

[blazing glory]

Argh ninja'd