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pisskop

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12165 on: November 05, 2012, 08:32:55 am »

Granted, Now Roman rule has returned, complete with all its splendor.  Yea, Roman life is pretty sweet as long as you are a noble or a successful merchant/soldier.  Ohh, only the rich can afford to go to school, so no worries; most of us don't count.

I wish I had my contract extended instead of jsut a semi-tearful goodbye.  Even when firing 'granting somebody a severence referece letter without a rehire' somebody there's got to be tears, bah.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12166 on: November 05, 2012, 12:28:02 pm »

Granted. It's extended by one millisecond.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
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« Reply #12167 on: November 05, 2012, 12:34:54 pm »

Granted, sadly your computer was told to think of a way to corrupt it without ruining the wish, and exploded.

I wish that I could control time.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12168 on: November 05, 2012, 12:37:07 pm »

Granted. You can't do anything involving the future as it doesn't exist yet, and changing an atom of the past causes a paradox.

I wish my computer had the graphics card to run Grand Theft Auto IV without lag.
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« Reply #12169 on: November 05, 2012, 12:39:51 pm »

Granted. It can't run anything else, though.

I wish I had Dawnguard.
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pisskop

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12170 on: November 05, 2012, 01:05:51 pm »

Granted, you recieve a rusty morningstar named 'Dawnguard' via fedex.  it gives you tetnis.

I wish Dawnguard didn't send 5 vampires at me when I'm freezing to death and level 5 in heavy armour.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12171 on: November 05, 2012, 01:09:16 pm »

Granted, it sends 5 werewolves at you when you are drowning to death in light armor.

I wish I knew every digit of pi.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12172 on: November 05, 2012, 01:29:55 pm »

Granted. The knowledge turns out to be too much for you to hold. Your brain implodes.

I wish I had enough money to obtain a graphics card that could run GTA IV without lag and it wasn't counterfeit or obtained illegally or anything.
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« Reply #12173 on: November 05, 2012, 02:44:54 pm »

Granted, you buy the graphics card, but it turns out its incompatible with your computer.

I wish I could fly to the MOON. (Without dying of radiation, objects hitting me while flying, or running out of air)
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Because the solution to not being able to control your dakka is MOAR DAKKA.

That's it. We've finally crossed over and become the nation of Da Orky Boyz.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12174 on: November 05, 2012, 02:48:15 pm »

Granted.  You run out of fuel halfway there and crash land.

I wish I could never forget things the same as those with photographic memory.
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Jellycat12

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12175 on: November 05, 2012, 02:54:26 pm »

Granted. You never forget anything. Not even traumatic events.

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« Reply #12176 on: November 05, 2012, 04:59:21 pm »

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I mwish that my enemies would be cupcake'd.
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« Reply #12177 on: November 05, 2012, 05:10:50 pm »

Granted. The cupcakes are given to you, and you get cupcake'd.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12178 on: November 06, 2012, 04:30:09 pm »

you get smited for being a cute bold
 
i wish for.... some cake.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12179 on: November 06, 2012, 04:32:56 pm »

Granted. But your cake is in a different castle!

I wish for a regular butterfinger.
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