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Jellycat12

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12180 on: November 06, 2012, 04:34:29 pm »

Granted. You finger is made of regular butter.

I wish for a perfectly normal in every way muffin.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12181 on: November 06, 2012, 06:21:53 pm »

granted however the standard muffin is now made of pure napalm
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12182 on: November 06, 2012, 06:25:31 pm »

I wish people would corrupt wishes within the bounds set by the wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12183 on: November 06, 2012, 06:27:26 pm »

Granted, ufortunatly this was the only un-corrupted spot and you wasted it.

I wish for fish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12184 on: November 06, 2012, 06:40:33 pm »

Your fish doesn't grant a wish. It's a rather disspointing wish fish, actually. Might make a good dish

I wish for the Superfriends to battle the Super Best Friends.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12185 on: November 06, 2012, 06:58:26 pm »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Best_Friends

or

http://southpark.wikia.com/wiki/Super_Best_Friends_(Group)

Either way, Jesus can walk on water and make alcohol.  He wins by talking everyone into planting a tree to rise awareness for worldwide Hug-aJesusfish day.

I wish for free cable, but not the illegal kind.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12186 on: November 06, 2012, 07:18:35 pm »

The only channel you get is the Oprah Winfrey network.

I wish I had a pet dragon.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12187 on: November 06, 2012, 08:33:40 pm »

Granted. It's a hungry chromatic (I.e. EVIL) dragon.

I wish that God, Galacticus, Dr. Manhattan, Cthulhu, and Bob Dole had an epic fight at the North Pole, that it was televised, and that I could and did watch it without going insane or dying.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12188 on: November 06, 2012, 08:36:48 pm »

Granted. Everyone else goes insane or dies.

I wish for this wish and my next wish to be uncorruptable.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12189 on: November 06, 2012, 08:45:46 pm »

Granted.

I wish for this and my next wish to be uncorruptable.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12190 on: November 06, 2012, 08:49:00 pm »

Granted.

I wish for a perfectly normal in every way, shape, and form chocolate muffin. (Note: Uncorruptible.)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12191 on: November 06, 2012, 08:52:54 pm »

You eat it and your body adopts a nasty intolerance for chocolate.  All that gas and nausia... tsk tsk.

I wish I had a beer without having to run out and get one...
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12192 on: November 06, 2012, 09:24:22 pm »

Granted. It's in your lungs.

I wish I was happy. Also,
Granted.

I wish for this and my next wish to be uncorruptable.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12193 on: November 06, 2012, 09:26:55 pm »

Granted. You are happy.

I wish for a non aggressive pony.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12194 on: November 06, 2012, 10:42:44 pm »

Granted. They have no interest in you and ignore you.

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