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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1273041 times)

Jellycat12

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12150 on: November 04, 2012, 02:37:03 pm »

Granted.

I wish for the above poster to die.
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Cassandra

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12151 on: November 04, 2012, 02:56:25 pm »

Granted. He is annihilated utterly.

I wish for fish. To attack my enemies.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12152 on: November 04, 2012, 04:16:43 pm »

Granted. They air-drown, and your enemies have a bounty of fish.

I wish for a lungfish army to attack Canada.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12153 on: November 04, 2012, 04:19:18 pm »

Granted. They freeze to death. Canada retaliates with an army of super-moose, and proceeds to conquer the world.

I wish Misko would stop with his Canada-hating already.
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Jellycat12

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12154 on: November 04, 2012, 04:19:50 pm »

Granted. Now he hates India.

I hsiw.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12155 on: November 04, 2012, 04:27:46 pm »

Granted, but it's NSFW.

I wish for these boards to make more sense.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12156 on: November 04, 2012, 04:39:26 pm »

Granted. But only a bit more, you wouldn't notice it.

I wish for GWG to change his avatar to a green D within 24 earthern hours and never change it back afterwards.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12157 on: November 04, 2012, 04:43:11 pm »

Wi~J`Jjauhu ERROR, ERROR. wish.exe has been found corrupted. Purging now.

I wish for a jetpack.
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misko27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12158 on: November 04, 2012, 04:46:22 pm »

Granted. Its first use lights your legs/tail on fire. Your flammable, flammable legs/tail.

I wish Luxembourg would just defeat Canada already. Preferably with nukes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12159 on: November 04, 2012, 04:47:41 pm »

Granted. The nukes are prepared to launch, when a flaming snake girl slithers over and causes the building to light on fire. Canada, and the rest of the world, is consumed in nuclear explosions after that fatal catastrophic meltdown.

No wish. The world is gone.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12160 on: November 04, 2012, 04:50:32 pm »

Granted, Canada actually orchestrated the whole thing and created a universe of pure Canada.

I wish for The Thing.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12161 on: November 04, 2012, 04:51:34 pm »

You wished another you into existence. God proceeds to die from terror.

I wish Xantalos was a genie.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12162 on: November 04, 2012, 05:09:31 pm »

Granted, Hes now immortal and all powerful.

I wish that more people would eat Pancakes raw without unpure maplesyrup.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12163 on: November 04, 2012, 05:14:49 pm »

Granted, pancakes are now eaten uncooked as a mixture. Thousands die of salmonella, including you.


I wish that cheese became sentient.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12164 on: November 05, 2012, 04:44:24 am »

the screams from the dellys short after cause nearly all food place to shut downL: cuasingn world starvation and death: you  were one of the billions who died: the cheese are murderous deadly and merciless.

i wish for one more day added to the week where it is no school
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