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[adasdad]

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granted. enjoy your new life as a .jpg file.

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granted. To celebrate your new life as a pony, you go to sugarcube corner. cupcakes ensue.

I wish that if I said candlejack, I wou

[anailater]

Granted

I wish i wish that i hadn't wished for that delicius evil fish.
((Repetitveness is supposed to be there.))

[Audioworm333]

Granted. Now you wished for horrible-tasting evil fish.

I wish [insert random funny thing here]

[pisskop]

Granted, all bears do wear pink balleria getup.

I wish people who wished for the uncorruptable wishes didn't expect their wish to not be twisted by the bay12 minds.

[wer6]

granted by bay 12 station minds.

i wish for a soul in a cup ready to be fed to my elfs.

[Facekillz058]

Granted, the elves eat the soul, and kill everything, drink all the booze, and let clowns loose.

I wish I had a camo jacket. That fit me perfectly. And wasn't dangerous, or illegal.
It also cannot be destroyed.

[wer6]

granted how ever it is made of imagination.

i wish my story about elfs wernt so gruesome or horrifying: as in map covered in blood  and body throne gruesome.

[lemon10]

Granted, there are no stories about elves at all.

I wish Hermain Cain was president.

[misko27]

Granted. He is impeached by Congress for not making sufficient pizzas, and Vice-President Palin takes over.

I wish I didn't have to walk all the way to the kitchen for food.

[lemon10]

Granted, you can now only eat your own body parts for sustenance, so you don't even have to get up to get a bite.

I wish Napolean was elected Grand Emperor of Earth.

[Mlamlah]

granted, it's this guy:
I wish to be at the head of an army capable of dominating the planet with ease.

[wer6]

granted capable of taking over the planet Pluto: have fun with a hobo and your self: they don't have any equipment either

i wish for my own space station capable of handling 1000 people maximum staffed ((ss13 style))

[Facekillz058]

Granted. Things also end, SS13 style.

I wish I had a laser shooting pen.
A laser shooting pen that sets things on fire.
Things that i'm pointing it at.
And the fire happens instantly.
And the pen has an everlasting battery.
And it can't break.
And it isn't any bigger than a normal pen.
And it can't blow up in my hand.
And it can't hurt me.
And it doesn't recoil.
And it doesn't have a mind of it's own.
It must do what I tell it.
I can tell it to do things with my mind.

[Kestrel_6]

It is cursed, so everything you said it could do, happens to you. so iyou have to do what it tells you.

I wish for modern music to become better than the crap it is

[Facekillz058]

And it can't hurt me.

Wait, if it does everything I tell it to, and I have to do what it does.
Aren't I just doing what Im telling me to do?