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[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Granted.  Since 'it' was not specified, the dermocalypse begins.

I wish for Toady One to be donated 1 mil from Bill Gates, with no requirements attached.

[Cheesoburgor]

Granted Toady is now so rich that he stops working on df and removes it completely and starts living a boring,lazy life

i wish i had a cake in a cake

[Jellycat12]

Granted. You get a cake in a !!cake!!.

I wish for a.

[Spinal_Taper]

You get a . It's the period for your life.

I wish streams were immortal.

[Drago55577]

Granted, there is now an immortal stream of lava pouring on your wherever you go


I wish there was a necromorph invasion, and the Markers were ships.

[bobboy555]

Granted, the necromorphs invade, kill you brutally, then leave on their marker-ship-things.

I wish for dorf.

[Jellycat12]

Granted. Dorf mine you for ore.

I wish a .

[Audioworm333]

Granted, but it's murdered by a ,

I wish.

[Jellycat12]

You get.

.hsiw I

[pisskop]

Granted.  Did you know reality is subjective, and our perception unique?  You simply inhereit anothers subjective view, and nothing changes as you still use the same lexicon to relate it to socitey with its collective hive language.

I wish for more John Carpenter movies on tv.

[Cassandra]

Granted. They're Pay Per View.

I wish for a giant sponge husk under my command.

[Jellycat12]

Granted. It is under the control of the person known as 'My'. He hates you.

Wish I.

[Xantalos]

Granted. However, the I from Pixar comes and squishes you, thinking you're that damnable lightbulb.

I wish for INFINITE VITAMINS

[Jellycat12]

Granted. The universe is filled with vitamin tablets.

Wish for Yoda, I do.

[MrCelt]

Wish Granted, You get Yoda, but you can't formulate sentences anymore, and speak in some backwards english.

I wish that the person below had an uncorruptible wish