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[wer6]

granted but they use the part of their brain that makes wish's so they can make sense of it but they don't actual know how to make one   

i wish i had a best friend who was a elf  

[Aseaheru]

he gets killed.

i wish for magma!

[wer6]

you get a artifact magma skirt that your are wearing: you die horribly.

[Xantalos]

Granted: you get an ANTIWISH! You AIAKHF&IASDTF*TAWSTGRU*&RQWFRYUGASYUFISYAGFSY^AU^YRFUQW*ERQFWU

I wish all users in this thread used capitalization.

[Aseaheru]

Ill try.

i wish for people to realize i still have my past wishes, thus i am a invincible mug.

[Jellycat12]

Granted. They then put you through hell to see if you really are invincible.

I wish that this game would stop.

[Aseaheru]

no.

i wish for pie.

[wer6]

granted you get a artifact pie skirt that is way too small

i wish that my bird was a little more trained in not shitting on my shoulder >:[

[Aseaheru]

granted. however, now it sits on your nose.

i wish for pomogranits. and i cant spell. im talking about the red fruit in the rose family with the many, many pips inside.

[wer6]

i know those

granted however the pips are filled with active grenades.

i wish  the giant bird diria on my shoulder is gone.

[Aseaheru]

it is. along with the shoulder.

i wish for tea.

[Jellycat12]

Granted. The tea is highly acidic.

I wish that magic.

[Xantalos]

Congratulation! You magic. You magic spoon.

I grammar wish.

[Aseaheru]

life goes boom.

i wish for death to die.

[Spinal_Taper]

Yes, but Cthulu rises and destroys the world, beginning with you.

I wish that when people cried, they cried like Eric Cartman.