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Jellycat12

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11985 on: October 25, 2012, 08:08:34 pm »
Granted. And when they cry like Eric Cartman, it's always on you.

I wish that magic not.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11986 on: October 25, 2012, 08:17:43 pm »
granted your skirt was magic too :P:P:P

i wish for baby kittens <3
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11987 on: October 25, 2012, 08:18:32 pm »
The baby kittens love you, you love them, and they grow into incredibly territorial jungle predators.

I wish I could write faster, as well as being able to focus.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11988 on: October 25, 2012, 08:27:20 pm »
IT BACKFIRES! YOU WRITE TO FAST AND DIE OF MUSCLE FATIGUE!

i wish for monkeys.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11989 on: October 25, 2012, 08:30:04 pm »
GRANTED. You die of Embarressment, but not before the Vibrator-wielding monkies manage to crack your skull.
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Jellycat12

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11990 on: October 25, 2012, 08:31:55 pm »
You explode because you didn't wish.

I wish for the next version of Dwarf Fortress right here and now at maximum quality.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11991 on: October 25, 2012, 08:36:44 pm »
Granted. The awesomeness blows your brain apart.

I wish I didn't have to log off to do work.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11992 on: October 25, 2012, 08:39:41 pm »
granted you cant because someone chopped off your fingers.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11993 on: October 25, 2012, 08:42:06 pm »
No wish?

I wish I had a perfectly functioning computer in my brain with actually-perfect antivirus and antispyware software, which granted me constant internet access, was implanted away from my little brother, and was powered by excess energy from my own body.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11994 on: October 25, 2012, 08:43:30 pm »
Granted. Your computers anti virus software interprets humanity as a virus, and begins seeking and destroying all of us.

I wish for mad guitar skills
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11995 on: October 25, 2012, 08:51:46 pm »
Granted. You are now insane. Wrong kind of mad?

I wish I had a perfectly functioning computer in my brain with actually-perfect antivirus and antispyware software, which granted me constant internet access, was implanted away from my little brother, was powered by excess energy from my own body, AND which could not influence my actions.
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misko27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11996 on: October 25, 2012, 08:55:08 pm »
Granted. They saw your head open to get the technology.

I wish That words I didn't know didn't exist.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11997 on: October 25, 2012, 09:03:59 pm »
Granted. They're promptly reinvented, along with more. The words you know are now 'uncool' and 'old fashioned'

I wish for the next person to read this and go insane.
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Jellycat12

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11998 on: October 25, 2012, 09:04:43 pm »
Granted. I'm sure I'll go insane sometime.

I wis.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11999 on: October 25, 2012, 09:06:16 pm »
Congratulations! You've become the only person to die of bladder implosion.

I wish that the MIB was real.
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