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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11955 on: October 25, 2012, 05:11:21 pm »
They can, but their tameness decreases so fast, that they slaughter their owners incredibly fast.

I wish I could write incredibly well.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11956 on: October 25, 2012, 05:18:30 pm »
granted. it is so good it kills everyone as they cannot stop reading it. you, however, are immune.

i wish... for marven the robot. so he can depress me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11957 on: October 25, 2012, 05:59:34 pm »
Quote from: lemon10 on October 25, 2012, 12:22:48 am
Granted, it determines that your brain and free will are security threats so it deletes them..
Your definition of "perfect" differs from mine.

Granted. It is a replica. You come to realize this is a good thing. HAH NOT DEPRESSED!


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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11958 on: October 25, 2012, 06:01:05 pm »
granted! your kid screws it up. and if you dont have one, your relative will.

EDIT (frogot wish)

i wish for goat!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11959 on: October 25, 2012, 06:11:45 pm »
Granted! It butts you in the abdomen and bursts your appendix.

I wish I was a mother f*cking pterodactyl (points if you get reference)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11960 on: October 25, 2012, 06:25:10 pm »
i get it :)

granted it swoops down and then eats you up.

i wish for a elf that wont eat me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11961 on: October 25, 2012, 06:47:01 pm »
it stabs you.

i wish for !!SCIENCE!!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11962 on: October 25, 2012, 06:48:38 pm »
granted todays sicence is how fast can you swim: in magma!

i wish i had a medkit so that damned elf could heal me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11963 on: October 25, 2012, 06:51:53 pm »
it poisons you with it.

i wish i can swim in lava!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11964 on: October 25, 2012, 06:53:45 pm »
Granted. You aren't immune to fire.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11965 on: October 25, 2012, 06:55:15 pm »
Granted.... Blue Screen of Death. It's a windows computer, Vista.

I wish for some of these people to make sense with their wish corruptions.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11966 on: October 25, 2012, 06:56:51 pm »
granted. you still die.

i wish to be immune to anything and everything!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11967 on: October 25, 2012, 06:58:21 pm »
Quote from: Aseaheru on October 25, 2012, 06:56:51 pm
granted. you still die.

i wish to be immune to anything and everything!

This doesn't grant my wish, you know.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11968 on: October 25, 2012, 07:00:01 pm »
Granted. That includes gravity, inertia, the strong and weak nuclear forces...

I wish I had a perfectly functioning computer in my brain with actually-perfect antivirus and antispyware software, which granted me constant internet access, and which was implanted away from my little brother.
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[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11969 on: October 25, 2012, 07:02:30 pm »
Granted... But it has no power-supply. So you can't turn it on.

I wish, I wish... I still freaking wish people could make more sense with some of these corruptions!
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"
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