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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12000 on: October 25, 2012, 10:33:49 pm »
Granted. They're more like the SCP Foundation than the movies.

I wish the SCP Foundation was real.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12001 on: October 25, 2012, 11:05:32 pm »
Granted. A containment Breach occurs near your house. On the bright side, no one will ever know how badly you suffered!

I wish, I wish i wish a wish that wishes wishes into wish-washery.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12002 on: October 26, 2012, 05:28:32 am »
granted it uses your soul your powers it: very painfully.

i wish i had a elf fighting a dwarf.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12003 on: October 26, 2012, 09:34:34 am »
Granted, in order to view the epic, however, you are irreversibly transformed into an @ symbol.  You are in adventure mode 0.34.11! No job, home, food, weapon or purpose...

I wish for officially sanctioned lockpick training.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12004 on: October 26, 2012, 04:17:15 pm »
Quote from: pisskop on October 26, 2012, 09:34:34 am
Granted, in order to view the epic, however, you are irreversibly transformed into an @ symbol.  You are in adventure mode 0.34.11! No job, home, food, weapon or purpose...

I wish for officially sanctioned lockpick training.
Granted. You learn to pick locks but then get arrested for attempting to pick a lock.

I wish that dwarves had any amount of intelligence.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12005 on: October 26, 2012, 04:21:15 pm »
granted however they are now all  nobles

i wish i was the elf that took down my fort: pg 1757  in [spoiler]http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=15096.26340[/spoiler

 near the bottom.
« Last Edit: October 26, 2012, 04:23:50 pm by wer6 »
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Cassandra

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12006 on: October 26, 2012, 04:22:30 pm »
Granted. And you die the exact same way.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12007 on: October 26, 2012, 04:23:34 pm »
I wish for an A on my report.  And for Cassandra to have normal-people legs.  She can keep the tail.
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Cassandra

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12008 on: October 26, 2012, 04:25:18 pm »
Granted. Only your first wish is granted, and you get an A on your report by copying someone elses. You get caught.

I wish I could get my avatar to not have legs.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12009 on: October 26, 2012, 04:27:19 pm »
Quote from: pisskop on October 26, 2012, 04:23:34 pm
I wish for an A on my report.

Granted.
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Quote from: Cassandra on October 26, 2012, 04:25:18 pm
I wish I could get my avatar to not have legs.
...also granted. It just has some stumps in its place.

I wish school did not claim so much free time.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12010 on: October 26, 2012, 04:42:04 pm »
Quote from: Cassandra on October 26, 2012, 04:22:30 pm
Granted. And you die the exact same way.

she is still alive BTW

granted because now regular torture claims your free time.

i wish i had starbound beta.
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Jellycat12

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12011 on: October 26, 2012, 04:43:46 pm »
Granted. However, it has a horrible glitch in it that renders any and all computers you own useless.

I wih.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12012 on: October 26, 2012, 04:45:51 pm »
You wuh.

I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish..... That someone that reads this will go INSANE!
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Jellycat12

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12013 on: October 26, 2012, 04:46:50 pm »
Granted. I'm sure someone will go insane after reading that. Not because, though.

I wi.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #12014 on: October 26, 2012, 04:47:55 pm »
You waaa!

I wish for dinner.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"
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