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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11940 on: October 25, 2012, 01:16:41 pm »
Granted, you are a statue asking for a repeated wish forever.  Generations to come will witness your minor pedantic rage at Cassandra and pray to the gods above for more forgiveness than the Bronze Bully; which is your affectionate nickname now.  and you cant move.

I wish For apple cider and beef jerky.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11941 on: October 25, 2012, 01:21:02 pm »
Granted, they are tainted with black mamba venom and you die, joining my tortured soul in Hell for all eternity.

And then the school bully from your childhood gives you wedgies constantly.

I simply wish for eternal, not boring, world peace.
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« Reply #11942 on: October 25, 2012, 01:28:18 pm »
Granted, aliens destroy all life on earth, and its at peace forevermore. They also put disco lights everywhere on earth so earth isn't boring.

I wish that I was on time for all my classes.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11943 on: October 25, 2012, 01:45:18 pm »
Granted. You are always on time for your classes, even when you should be saving the world.

I wish for a fish that does absolutely nothing that could possibly harm me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11944 on: October 25, 2012, 02:02:43 pm »
Granted. The first two fish eat your new shiny pet.

I wish... I wish... I wish I WAS a fish!
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11945 on: October 25, 2012, 02:15:43 pm »
Im sure youll taste good with a splash of lemon.  Would you save me some time and jump into my pan?

I wish for a concious like Jimini Kricket.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11946 on: October 25, 2012, 02:17:35 pm »
You recieve one, but a giant snake-lady-fish eats it. Then eats you. Then flop slithers away to the ocean.

I wish for the world to have ONLY correct spelling and grammar!
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11947 on: October 25, 2012, 02:36:05 pm »
you get tired of it and kill yourself.
i wish for coffee. that wont kill me, poison me, or cause death to me in anyway.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11948 on: October 25, 2012, 02:51:04 pm »
Granted. It turns you into the cup it was in, which is now indestructible. You are still alive.

I wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11949 on: October 25, 2012, 02:52:06 pm »
you explode.

i wish for coffee in me. note that im still a mug.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11950 on: October 25, 2012, 03:04:26 pm »
Granted. It makes you dissolve for reasons unknown.

I wish that everyone became a Troper.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11951 on: October 25, 2012, 03:12:19 pm »
annnnd you turn into a mug. i dont know why.

i wish for hills.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11952 on: October 25, 2012, 04:32:05 pm »
granted they are made out of pure trolls: you were eaten: you were also very delicious :P

hmm... i wish i had a pet dwarf so he could

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« Reply #11953 on: October 25, 2012, 04:56:13 pm »
Granted. He unleases !!FUN!!.

I wish for this.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11954 on: October 25, 2012, 05:02:23 pm »
granted as you pointed to a suicide note your  legs asplode cauging you to fly and you slowly die what a flight of  a sight you had.

i wish elfs can tame demons.
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