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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1296312 times)

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11910 on: October 24, 2012, 08:02:41 pm »
as you didnt wish for anything you dont get a item :3

i wish for a elf riding corai a kobold
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11911 on: October 24, 2012, 08:04:08 pm »
frogot about that... anyways:

Granted! you go mad from seeing horrable, horrable images!

i wish for NOTHING!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11912 on: October 24, 2012, 08:10:27 pm »
granted the !!NOTHING!! laced arrow strikes you in the eye and then it crams through your skull and killing you instantly. :P

i wish for elf fortress that is just as good as dwarf fortress
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11913 on: October 24, 2012, 08:12:07 pm »
Granted. But the Dwarf Fortress players burn you in magma for being an Elf Fortress.

I have no wish.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11914 on: October 24, 2012, 08:13:59 pm »
granted! you die from the lack of wishes.

i wish for poison pie!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11915 on: October 24, 2012, 08:20:23 pm »
Granted. It explodes and kills everyone you hold dear. And melts your computer.

I wish for a Candy Gun.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11916 on: October 24, 2012, 08:22:11 pm »
granted! the candy poisons you with splenda.

i wish for NO SPLENDA!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11917 on: October 24, 2012, 08:22:42 pm »
granted it spits "candy" but in reality it spits cocaine

i wish for a comfy chair to sit on.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11918 on: October 24, 2012, 08:24:14 pm »
its a trap! have fun siting with NO BOTTOM!

i wish for... NUKES!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11919 on: October 24, 2012, 08:25:23 pm »
granted they are disamred and they are right above you you get squished.

i wish i was a elf for a day.  ;)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11920 on: October 24, 2012, 08:26:50 pm »
Granted. You become Cacame, the Elven King of the Dwarves. After your day is up, though, you're surrounded by a SWARM of pissed off dwarves, who you just imitated their king. Magma.

I have no wish.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11921 on: October 24, 2012, 08:32:40 pm »
and thus you explode.

i wish FOR ONLY GOOD WISHES!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11922 on: October 24, 2012, 08:35:22 pm »
granted however as you didnt specifie what good is the only wish you can wish is being torture via magma needle.

i wish trolls weren't so trollish
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11923 on: October 24, 2012, 08:39:40 pm »
annnnd... humans become trollish. thanks a whole lot.

i wish for the lack of air, water magma and nothing. and everything inorganic.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11924 on: October 24, 2012, 09:43:54 pm »
Granted.  We exist in some divine being sweaty armpit.  Except organic material is really just organized inorganic material.  So are we really up thr sweat gland at all?  are we just the figment of some god's imagination?  mmmindfuck.

I wish for a book that would answer avcurately whatever I asked it, but I could never erase what I asked once it appeared.
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