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misko27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11880 on: October 23, 2012, 10:24:37 pm »
Granted. Its entirely based off of kobold proximity, and you are soon inducted into the kobold swarm.

I wish I knew why Cassandra wants other people's happiness.
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Xantalos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11881 on: October 23, 2012, 10:25:46 pm »
Granted: She's building an ecstasy gun. (not drugs, man)

I wish for your pain.
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kaijyuu

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11882 on: October 23, 2012, 10:28:06 pm »
Granted. You receive all my pain. Phew, that's a relief for me :)


I wish for a candy bar.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

Cassandra

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11883 on: October 23, 2012, 10:29:13 pm »
Granted, but it's your least favorite kind.

I wish for Kaijyuu's happiness.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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misko27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11884 on: October 23, 2012, 10:30:26 pm »
Granted. It's all gone since eating that candy bar. :P

I wish I had Cassandra's Ecstasy Gun to do evil with.
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Xantalos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11885 on: October 23, 2012, 10:30:58 pm »
Granted, but Corai steals it. I wish for the world to burn.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11886 on: October 23, 2012, 10:32:26 pm »
Granted. Some poor, distant world gets lit on fire.

I wish for Xantalo's happiness.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Xantalos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11887 on: October 23, 2012, 10:33:51 pm »
Granted. Some guy named Xantalo gets his happiness drained.

I wish fot Cassandra's happiness.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11888 on: October 23, 2012, 10:35:28 pm »
Granted. She becomes really, really happy. That's GOT to be a bad thing.

I wish for Corai to fire the Ecstasy gun at Misko.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

Xantalos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11889 on: October 23, 2012, 10:36:48 pm »
He misses. I wish for Cassandra's soul.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11890 on: October 23, 2012, 10:39:07 pm »
Granted. Cassandra's soul comes to you. And possesses you, stealing all your power, and uses it to restore the timeline back about three minutes.

I wish for Corai to fire the Ecstasy gun at Misko.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

misko27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11891 on: October 23, 2012, 10:39:57 pm »
Granted. Misko reflects the beam at Corai, who becomes confuised and easily loses the Gun. Misko snatches it.

I wish for a detailed schematic of Arch-Duke Ferdinand's assasination.
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Xantalos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11892 on: October 23, 2012, 10:41:31 pm »
Granted. However, it's totally inaccurate.

I wish for Bane to do stuff.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11893 on: October 23, 2012, 10:43:54 pm »
Granted. His first act is to kill you.

I wish everyone found true happiness.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11894 on: October 23, 2012, 10:44:59 pm »
Granted. But then Xantalos, being the evil being he is, destroys all happiness in the universe. Wow.

I wish for a giant cookie. That doesn't fall on top of me, and that is in my favorite flavor.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"
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