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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1296336 times)

kaijyuu

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11925 on: October 24, 2012, 10:01:34 pm »
Granted. It reads your thoughts too, and has forever documented your darkest and most personal questions. Then posted them on Reddit.


I wish for a teleportation device. One that doesn't kill me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11926 on: October 24, 2012, 10:02:37 pm »
Granted. It's a one way device, and it teleports you to the moon. You don't die, though!

I wish for a wish that didn't end in my death, immortality, and freedom to walk the world as I see fit.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11927 on: October 24, 2012, 10:16:39 pm »
Granted, however, Flies steal the wish before you can use it, and you are eternally annoyed by them.

I wish that Diplomantic immunity wa less abusable.
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Cassandra

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11928 on: October 24, 2012, 10:22:39 pm »
Granted.... The moment you get diplomatic immunity, they pass the law that 'Diplomatic Immunity' doesn't exist. You are jailed, and it is later reinstated.

I wish for ihl245af4.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11929 on: October 24, 2012, 10:58:19 pm »
Granted. Too bad the genie doesn't know what that is and sticks you with ihlaf, which causes you to laugh continuously. Until you die.

I wish for a computer with internet access and perfect antivirus software to be implanted in my brain, so I can access the internet when I want to.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11930 on: October 25, 2012, 12:22:48 am »
Granted, it determines that your brain and free will are security threats so it deletes them.


I wish that mars exploded.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11931 on: October 25, 2012, 05:20:31 am »
Granted mars explodes and then it turns out astrology was real and no one feel love anymore ( or was that war?)

i wish i had some elfish weed herbs and a pipe
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11932 on: October 25, 2012, 08:03:12 am »
Granted, you get some berbs to smoke from elves.  Ever wonder how hobbits got so small?  Turns out mortals cannot taste the sweet ambrosia so freely...

I wish I Wasn't reinterested in Skyrim and making a mage tank.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11933 on: October 25, 2012, 11:41:34 am »
Quote from: pisskop on October 25, 2012, 08:03:12 am
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I wish I Wasn't reinterested in Skyrim and making a mage tank.
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Ok, you are now so uninterested in Skyrim you fall into a deep depression because you regret even buying it in the first place. It leads to !!FUN!!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11934 on: October 25, 2012, 12:22:47 pm »
You explode because you didn't make a wish.

I wish for a bigger fish!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11935 on: October 25, 2012, 12:23:59 pm »
Granted. The fish eats you.

I wish for more dead people.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11936 on: October 25, 2012, 12:52:12 pm »
Granted. You're one of them.

I wish I didn't explode, die, or otherwise be inconvienenced!
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11937 on: October 25, 2012, 12:54:44 pm »
Granted. I rip your legs off and you don't die.
You spend the rest of your short life as a cripple.

I wish I was a bronze statue.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11938 on: October 25, 2012, 12:59:54 pm »
Quote from: IamanElfCollaborator on October 25, 2012, 12:54:44 pm
Granted. I rip your legs off and you don't die.
You spend the rest of your short life as a cripple.

I wish I was a bronze statue.

Thats inconvenient, therefore not in the terms of the wish!
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11939 on: October 25, 2012, 01:07:24 pm »
Fine.

I trap you in a dreamland where every wish you ever had is catered for.
You are trapped there for ever.

I repeat my wish.
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