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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1272500 times)

pisskop

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11805 on: October 18, 2012, 03:09:14 pm »

Ganted, you remain young and hair-free, and childlike in appearence forever (or until you die).

I wish for privacy.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11806 on: October 18, 2012, 03:12:29 pm »

Ganted, you remain young and hair-free, and childlike in appearence forever (or until you die).

I wish for privacy.
Granted, the government comes, sticks you in a submersible, and drops that to the bottom of the ocean, where you remain till you die of starvation/dehydration.

I wish all my classes were in a row, instead of spread out over the whole week.
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And with a mighty leap, the evil Conservative flies through the window, escaping our heroes once again!
Because the solution to not being able to control your dakka is MOAR DAKKA.

That's it. We've finally crossed over and become the nation of Da Orky Boyz.

wer6

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11807 on: October 18, 2012, 03:12:46 pm »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

and i was ninjaed damn
« Last Edit: October 18, 2012, 04:08:03 pm by wer6 »
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wer6

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11808 on: October 18, 2012, 03:15:28 pm »

they are litteraly in a row  and you are walking to them  you get squished by the wall,

i wish for what i wished last post
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11809 on: October 18, 2012, 03:20:00 pm »

Granted. Turns out that as lovable as you are, necromancy is highly frowned upon.

I wish my dad wasn't a cheating manwhore.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11810 on: October 18, 2012, 03:31:47 pm »

Your dad wasn't, but now he is.

I wish for ice cream.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11811 on: October 18, 2012, 04:03:37 pm »

granted how ever as the side affects of having  !! ice cream!! is death since it also teleported you to the core of the sun.

i wish that necromancy was tolerable.
« Last Edit: October 18, 2012, 04:07:22 pm by wer6 »
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11812 on: October 18, 2012, 04:13:19 pm »

Granted, necromancy is now perfectly accepted by society. Sadly for you someone kills you and turns you into a zombie, and faces no repercussions at all.

I wish a railgun fired a 10 pound stone at 99.99999999999% of the speed of light at earth.
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And with a mighty leap, the evil Conservative flies through the window, escaping our heroes once again!
Because the solution to not being able to control your dakka is MOAR DAKKA.

That's it. We've finally crossed over and become the nation of Da Orky Boyz.

Hanslanda

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11813 on: October 19, 2012, 12:34:02 am »

Granted. The ten pound stone is impacted by a stray meteroite, and knocked hopelessly off course. It ends up eradicating the only other life in the universe by a freak chance.

I wish I was perfectly healthy.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11814 on: October 19, 2012, 01:10:03 am »

Granted. You are so perfectly, you are used for medical testing.

I wish that BattleMechs were real
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11815 on: October 19, 2012, 01:26:14 am »

Granted. Battle mechs are real, but they exist on a alien planet that you will never go to or hear about.

I wish that a railgun fired a 10 pound stone at 99.999999999% of the speed of light at Earth. AND it hits Earth.
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And with a mighty leap, the evil Conservative flies through the window, escaping our heroes once again!
Because the solution to not being able to control your dakka is MOAR DAKKA.

That's it. We've finally crossed over and become the nation of Da Orky Boyz.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11816 on: October 19, 2012, 01:28:40 am »

Granted. It hits a lot of other things first, but most of the remaining dust makes it to Earth's atmosphere, at least.


I wish my various plushies and stuffed animals were alive.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11817 on: October 19, 2012, 01:29:46 am »

Granted. Battle mechs are real, but they exist on a alien planet that you will never go to or hear about.

I wish that a railgun fired a 10 pound stone at 99.999999999% of the speed of light at Earth. AND it hits Earth.

Granted, but you just fired 10 ponds of paper with the word 'stone' on them at the Earth, and they burn up in the atmosphere.

I wish for freedom.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11818 on: October 19, 2012, 01:32:21 am »

Granted, but they sacrifice and eat you as a sign from their new god.

I wish that Urist recieved an elfskin sock.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11819 on: October 19, 2012, 01:34:53 am »

He eats it.

I wish for freedom.
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