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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11670 on: October 04, 2012, 10:27:00 pm »
Granted. They come, and you are unprepared.

I wish my insanity could be turned to the betterment of mankind.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11671 on: October 05, 2012, 10:08:58 am »
Granted, the lobotomy they performed on you gave us all much insight.

I wish I hadn't overslept today.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11672 on: October 05, 2012, 10:32:47 am »
You underslept instead, and you are way too tired to do anything.

I wish Funimation hadn't stopped Shin Chan.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11673 on: October 05, 2012, 12:44:48 pm »
Granted. They retool it instead, and it's now an unironic harem anime.


I wish for a pepsi.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11674 on: October 05, 2012, 01:04:30 pm »
Granted. You get a pepsi from another dimension that poisons you when you drink it.

I wish to die.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11675 on: October 05, 2012, 01:08:24 pm »
You die. And as it turns out, the Mormons were right.



I wish for a non-poisoned Pepsi.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11676 on: October 05, 2012, 01:15:00 pm »
Granted, it is an alien pepsi and it isn't suitable for human bodies.
You die instantly and join me in the afterlife.

I wish I had some lemons to squeeze juice into my eyes with, and that they were acidic. REALLY REALLY acidic, not like normally.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11677 on: October 05, 2012, 01:21:33 pm »
Granted. They are made by Cave Johnson.
So they also burn down your house and everyone and everything you hold dear.

I wish I was Cave Johnson.
Just without the moonstone poisoning.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11678 on: October 05, 2012, 02:35:54 pm »
Granted. You are now Cave Johnson, but end up being uploaded in to the GLaDOS project and murdering all of your coworkers.

I wish for a marshmallow bed.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11679 on: October 05, 2012, 02:39:30 pm »
Granted, you now have a bed on the Stay-Puffed Marshmellow man featured in Ghostbusters.  Have fun bunking with a pissed off Angel of Marshmellowy Death.

I wish they wouldn't let me dick around online like this at work.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11680 on: October 05, 2012, 02:40:19 pm »
Granted, the punishment for dicking around is having your genitals and entrails boiled in front of you and force-fed to you.

I wish I had pi.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11681 on: October 05, 2012, 02:50:17 pm »
Grannted my most excellent Employee!
If you would please step into this test chamber.
There will be pi.


I wish for more test subjects.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11682 on: October 05, 2012, 02:54:46 pm »
Granted. You've now have stored pi in you brain. All of it. Your skull runneth over.

Granted. They're bargain 'refurbished' test subjects. As in, someone else killed them in their own deadly tests and prettied up the corpses for resale. The livelier looking ones turn out to have been stuffed. The others have begun to smell.

I wish for a chandlery.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11683 on: October 05, 2012, 03:02:23 pm »
Granted. It falls on your head and permanently cripples you.

I wish Valve would have announced the winner of last winters give-away.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11684 on: October 05, 2012, 03:06:18 pm »
Granted. It's not you, or anyone you know. Correction: Not anyone you like.

I wish Blizzlord knew the differerence between a chandlery and a chandelier.
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Engineering Dwarves' unfortunate demises since '08
Quote from: Dadamh on August 16, 2008, 06:21:17 am
WHAT?  WE DEMAND OUR FREE THINGS NOW DESPITE THE HARDSHIPS IT MAY CAUSE IN YOUR LIFE
Quote from: Footkerchief on April 09, 2009, 03:18:28 pm
It's like you're all trying to outdo each other in sheer useless pedantry.
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