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[GreatWyrmGold]

Granted. The psychologist is quite bad at psychiatry.

...Whups.

You get bananas. They are old and moldy.

I wish the psychologist was also a good psychiatrist.

[pisskop]

Granted, This man has studied Freud exclusively and is renowned for his dedication.  He now thinks your computer used to wet the bet because its father spanked it.  He also believes you wish for a new computer (instead of buying it) because your mother gave you too much support and you became complacent.

I wish to be strong enough to do 100 one-handed pushups at once.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Granted. Your extra 98 arms make you pass out from not enough blood reaching your head.

I wish I had a non-outdated psychiatrist to look at my laptop and repair the damage the last psychiatrist did.

[misko27]

Granted. Your laptop is now confidant, and no longer needs you

I wish I controlled the banana market.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Granted. The * means you were absent from every test due to puking your guts out.

I wish I came up with an incorruptible wish.

[pisskop]

Granted, its in a trust fund innaccessable until you make £100000000 on your own.

I wish I had my car back...

[GreatWyrmGold]

Granted. Don't move for the next, oh, five minutes, tops.

I wish that my incorruptible wish was granted.

[misko27]

Granted. Its a "And I must scream" Situation. Enjoy your stay.

I wish people realized that when I said "control the banana market" I meant the futures market regarding bananas.

[Spinal_Taper]

You need no sleep. You cannot sleep. If you do, you die. You still get tired though.

I wish I was Dr. Manhattan.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Granted, you die instead of getting superpowers.

I wish for .

[Vorthon]

Granted, you get .

Which just so happens to be a pellet of neutron degenerate matter accelerated at your head. Have fun with an imploded cranium.

I wish that we'd get off this dirtball and get around to colonizing the solar system already.

[mistertimn]

Granted, you get .

Which just so happens to be a pellet of neutron degenerate matter accelerated at your head. Have fun with an imploded cranium.

I wish that we'd get off this dirtball and get around to colonizing the solar system already.

Granted, but the planet we choose to colonize is full of unborn aliens, which soon hatch and wipe out most of human kind.

I wish that I could travel to the future!

[Kestrel_6]

Granted. You go to 3052, right during the Clan Invasion of Tukayyid.

Have fun.

I wish for... a BattleMech

[Blizzlord]

Granted. It explodes horribly.

I wish I had time to watch every show on my "to watch" list.

[Corai]

Done, you are fired from work-expelled from school-and banned from any and all activities you used to do. 100% of your time is free time.

I wish for huggles.