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lemon10

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11655 on: September 27, 2012, 12:43:59 am »
Granted, the hugs and kisses elemental comes and huggles you.

I wish I won hemmingjay's contest for a copy of Prison architect.
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And with a mighty leap, the evil Conservative flies through the window, escaping our heroes once again!
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Because the solution to not being able to control your dakka is MOAR DAKKA.

That's it. We've finally crossed over and become the nation of Da Orky Boyz.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11656 on: October 03, 2012, 10:18:42 am »
You win, but you cheated. You are sent to Jail. Do not pass Go.

I want a moon base.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11657 on: October 03, 2012, 10:21:58 am »
Granted. It's still on the moon though, and unless you've got the money to call Space X...


I wish for more wishes.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11658 on: October 03, 2012, 10:25:17 am »
Granted, you've saved the game and this thread lives on.

I wish for a link to a psychological peer review journal where I can view whole articles for free.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11659 on: October 03, 2012, 03:34:11 pm »
The government of the hosting country takes it down just before you get on it.

I wish HotspotShield would work indefinitely to play on Maplestory Global, and that I am legally allowed to and physically able to for the rest of eternity. Which is coincidentally as long as I live. And that Nexon will always host Maplestory without making it suck, but keep making it better.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11660 on: October 03, 2012, 04:13:42 pm »
Granted. You get bored of Maplestory.

I wish Doom 4 would come out already and completely crush competing FPS like CoD in sales.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11661 on: October 03, 2012, 04:32:12 pm »
Granted Doom 4 comes out and its bloody epic.  Unfortunately its so scary it causes heart attacks in 30% of users.  (sounds epic)

I wish for a meat sandwich
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11662 on: October 03, 2012, 04:36:34 pm »
Granted. It is alive. You must be in Soviet Russia, because sandwich eats you!

I wish I could understand all languages. Including computing languages.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11663 on: October 03, 2012, 05:00:54 pm »
Granted. SIL International's Ethnologue: Languages of the World estimates at least 6900 spoken languages. Your skull runneth over. The good news is, the 200 programming languages take up significantly less space.

I wish for a robot unicorn.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11664 on: October 03, 2012, 05:04:50 pm »
Granted, It is so metal it runs you through.

I wish for a national Push-Up Day
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11665 on: October 03, 2012, 05:24:21 pm »
Granted. Everyone is required to do push-ups all day and dies from exhaustion or execution.

I wish I could did, and do know all known languages, computer and otherwise.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11666 on: October 04, 2012, 03:02:51 pm »
Granted, you are granted perfect knowledge of every language ever. That includes words and knowledge that man was never meant to know. You are driven insane instantly.


I wish that I had perfect knowledge of physics.
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Quote from: tahujdt on March 03, 2014, 07:37:57 pm
And with a mighty leap, the evil Conservative flies through the window, escaping our heroes once again!
Quote from: RedKing on August 27, 2014, 11:39:39 am
Because the solution to not being able to control your dakka is MOAR DAKKA.

That's it. We've finally crossed over and become the nation of Da Orky Boyz.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11667 on: October 04, 2012, 04:20:51 pm »
Granted. As a side effect, you have a natural energy field which, through some strange force, makes almost any male that enters said field jeer "Nerd!" at you in a stereotypical "jock" voice. Even the nerds and socially awkward mock your intellect.

I wish I had twenty dollars.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11668 on: October 04, 2012, 04:22:04 pm »
Granted. You are holding 20 dollars in your hand.
Someone stabs you, and takes the 20 dollars.


I wish junk food were healthy.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #11669 on: October 04, 2012, 10:20:39 pm »
you did got you're wish, accidentally grammar tho.

I wish that i didn't expect the spanish inquisition.
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