NORMAL:
Defend myself!
Kirby IX defends himself!
Murderize the irondrake machine
Roll for Sir Knightly: 1, +1 = 2
Roll for Irondrake: 2, -1 = 1, lost!
Roll for damage: 7-4 = 3dmg
Irondrake has 13/16HP left!
Attack Sarkizz.
Roll for Freaky Fish Guy: 3, +2 = 5, lost!
Roll for Sarkizz: 6 = 6
Roll for damage: 3-2 = 1dmg
Freaky Fish Guy has 6/8HP left!
Defend the Irondrake!
Sarkizz defends the Irondrake!
FINISH SIR KNIGHTLY
Roll for Alfred the Psychotic: 5 = 5
Roll for Sir Knightly: 1, +1 = 2
Roll for damage: 5-2 = 3dmg
Sir Knightly has -2/5HP left!
This valiant warrior is now gone!
Bah, let someone else kill Kirby, I'm in the mood for some dragon!
Roll for Armor McGee: 6 = 6
Roll for Sarkizz: 3, +1, +2 = 6
Nothing happens.
Destroy the irondrake machine with a mighty blow.
Roll for Grignr the Strong: 5 = 5
Roll for Irondrake: 3, -1, -1 = 1
Roll for damage: 2+1-4 = 0dmg
Nothing happens.
Spam SpammcSpam the Spamth: "How dare you! It is I who shall take lives, not the other way around! A moment, let me demonstrate..."
Roll for Spam SpammcSpam the Spamth: 1, +2 = 3
Roll for Gringr the Strong: 1, +1 = 2, lost!
Roll for damage: 3+3-1! = 5dmg
Gringr the Strong has -3/6HP left!
He was murdered in cold blood!
Gerald Londeral: "You've killed one too many, Spam! So you shall perish!"
Roll for Gerald Londeral: 6
Roll for Spam SpammcSpam the Spamth: 1, +2 = 3
Roll for damage: 3-1 = 2dmg
Spam SpammcSpam the Spamth has -1/5HP left!
He breathes his last!
Insert my sword into Grignr's eye socket. Or someone else's, if he's dead.
Roll for enemy: 2, Armor McGee
Roll for Varis Wolfrock: 3 = 3
Roll for Armor McGee: 2, +1 = 3
Nothing happens.
Irondrake: "Protocol 14. Initiating attack sequence..."
Roll for Irondrake: 6, -1 = 5
Roll for Armor McGee: 5, +1 = 6
Nothing happens.