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[Sarrak]

We're officially playing "Roll to kill Sir Knightly" and waiting for solarlight as of now.

[Vivalas]

Sarkizz growled. His puny short sword might be good for parrying, but it wasn't very good at all at killing.
Fruitlessly search for a better weapon from corpses. Upon not finding any, conclude that it's all these invading humans' fault, like everything else, and attack Sir Knightly with renewed furor.
...Humans and Elves' faults, rather.

SIR KNIGHTLY KNOWETH NO PEACE, SEPERATE THY HEAD FROM THY BODY, AND DRINK THY BLOOD OF THY FOR FROM THY EXPOSED THROAT

WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU!!!!!

You're an elf traitor!

[Sarrak]

Team A, post for solarlight. Hopefully, he'll come back and take part in carnage

[4maskwolf]

Same thing I posted earlier RE: auto'd action.

[Sarrak]

A battle raged on, ready to take more warriors into afterlife...

Kirby IX dueled with Freaky Fish Guy. Their strikes were true, their blocks - perfected through countless years of training. It seemed like no blood would be spilt by those two... But alas! Finally, it was Kirby IX who was just a moment too late to block a vicious spear strike. Magical cape protected him from the worst outcome, but it was already his second wound - and quite a bit more serious than a previous one.

Meanwhile, Sir Knightly fought with an endless waves of enemies. He tried to counter Alfred the Psychotic - only to be weakly hit in the arm. He kicked aside Sarkizz, who though he had an opportunity for a strike... But while doing so, he had opened for Alfred the Psychotic. The mighty strike was sure to put an end to valiant Sir Knigtly, if not for his battered chainmail that once again mitigated the blow.

Armor McGee, learning nothing from previous exchanges, tried for the third time to end Kirby IX - only to be taught once again that it is too much early for him to hope for that. Only the distress from his second wound prevented Kirby IX from ending his opponent this time.

Grignr the Strong, wounded, but still breathing, prepared himself for a perfect strike - a sure gem of his stratagems. Target this time was Klaus Klausson, a fresh, joyful knight... Who was quite distracted the moment Grignr the Strong finally took action. His great sword pierced armor, ribs and heart, tip showing from the other side of the chest. Klaus signed in disbelief - and fell lifelessly onto bloodied ground.

Spam SpammcSpam the Spamth, the death-bringer, laughed as he ran to end Sir Knightly. He laughed as his strike was parried - but he suddenly stopped when a sword appeared inside his chest, mercilessly tearing apart organs and flesh. Spam SpammcSpam the Spamth was still alive, but, with such a grievous wound - for how long?

Gerald Londeral, an old enemy of Kirby IX, hasted to his nemesis side, wary to not lose his chance to take revenge. Although, tired and wounded Kirby IX might be, defenseless he was not. The first exchange ended without bloodletting.


Varis Wolfrock arrives to help team B push attackers back!

Hacking, slashing and shouting, gore-covered soldiers of the Alliance of the Four Republics finally teared through the lines of defenders to reach the great iron gates of Zaxxarivnjath. Though, their victorious cries proved to be short-lived, as a great roar could heard through the battlefield. Iron gears roared a song of their own as an Irondrake machine marched from the gates of the city, preceded by rejoiced city guards.

An Irondrake has come!

Soldiers of the Alliance of Four Republics: (Team A)
Destroy Irondrake machine to proceed into citadel! (0/1 killed)
Guards of Zaxxarivnjath, Citadel of the Dragon: (Team B)
Cut down through the enemy soldiers and reach Vanessa Waverider! (10/25 killed)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

NORMAL:

Keep attacking Freaky Fish Guy!

Roll for Kirby IX: 5, +2 = 7
Roll for Freaky Fish Guy: 6 =6

Nothing happens.

Murderize someone attacking me, or Kirby if nobody attacks me

Roll for random attacker: 2, Alfred the Psychotic
Roll for Sir Knightly: 1, +1 = 2, lost!
Roll for Alfred the Psychotic: 3 = 3
Roll for damage: 1-2 = 0dmg

Nothing happens.

Attack a random enemy.

Roll for random enemy: 1, Kirby IX!
Roll for Freaky Fish Guy: 6 = 6
Roll for Kirby IX: 1, +2, +2 = 5, lost!
Roll for damage: 3+1-1 = 3dmg

Kirby IX has 2/6HP left!
Kirby IX starts bleeding!

Fruitlessly search for a better weapon from corpses. Upon not finding any, conclude that it's all these invading humans' fault, like everything else, and attack Sir Knightly with renewed furor.
...Humans and Elves' faults, rather.

Roll for Sarkizz: 3, +1 = 4
Roll for Sir Knightly: 3, +1 = 4

Nothing happens.

SIR KNIGHTLY KNOWETH NO PEACE, SEPERATE THY HEAD FROM THY BODY, AND DRINK THY BLOOD OF THY FOR FROM THY EXPOSED THROAT

Roll for Alfred the Psychotic: 5 = 5
Roll for Sir Knightly: 2, +1 = 3, lost!
Roll for damage: 4-2 = 2dmg

Sir Knightly has 1/5HP left!

I have not learned my lesson, and I am now angry. Attack Kirby again

Roll for Armor McGee: 2, +1 = 3, lost!
Roll for Kirby IX: 3, +2 = 5
Roll for damage: 3-3 = 0dmg

Nothing happens.

Kill Klaus.

Roll for Grignr the Strong: 5 = 5
Roll for Klaus Klaussohn: 4 = 4, lost!
Roll for damage: 7+1-2 = 6dmg

Klaus Klaussohn has 0/6HP left!
His soul flees his wrecked body.

Klaus Klaussohn: "Grignr, how could you..."

Spam SpammcSpam the Spamth: "Sir Knightly... Your death... Has come!"

Roll for Spam SpammcSpam the Spamth: 1, +2 = 3, lost!
Roll for Sir Knightly: 6, +1 = 7
Roll for damage: 3+1-1 = 3dmg

Spam SpammcSpam the Spamth has 2/5HP left!
Spam SpammcSpam the Spamth is bleeding!

Gerald Londeral: "Oh, Kirby! Nice to see you, man! Do you remember what happened a few years ago?"

Roll for Gerald Londeral: 3
Roll for Kirby IX: 2, +2, +2 = 6

Nothing happens.


BLEEDING:

Flip: Heads
Spam SpammcSpam the Spamth has 1/5HP left!
He continues bleeding!
Flip: Tails
Kirby IX is fine!

REGEN:

EDIT: 1 damage from Grignr's Two-handed mastery was lost in time...
Sarkizz's re-opened wounds mend themselves together again!
Sarkizz is totally fine now, with 7/7HP.

[Hawk132]

Insert my sword into Grignr's eye socket. Or someone else's, if he's dead.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Defend myself!

[darkpaladin109]

Attack Sarkizz.

[4maskwolf]

Murderize the irondrake machine

[NAV]

Destroy the irondrake machine with a mighty blow.

[Sarrak]

EDIT:
I completely overlooked that Freaky Fish Guy is spearmaster. Kirby IX has 2/6HP left now due to increased damage, but he got lucky and stopped bleeding. Sorry for the mistake.

[Sarrak]

And we're waiting for...

Vivalas
swordsmith04
Salsacookies

[swordsmith04]

Oops. Thought I'd posted an action, already.

Defend the Irondrake!

[Salsacookies]

Bah, let someone else kill Kirby, I'm in the mood for some dragon!

[Haspen]

Vivalas' guy (in case he dun show up): attack randomy enemy!