NORMAL:
Keep attacking Freaky Fish Guy!
Roll for Kirby IX: 5, +2 = 7
Roll for Freaky Fish Guy: 6 =6
Nothing happens.
Murderize someone attacking me, or Kirby if nobody attacks me
Roll for random attacker: 2, Alfred the Psychotic
Roll for Sir Knightly: 1, +1 = 2, lost!
Roll for Alfred the Psychotic: 3 = 3
Roll for damage: 1-2 = 0dmg
Nothing happens.
Attack a random enemy.
Roll for random enemy: 1, Kirby IX!
Roll for Freaky Fish Guy: 6 = 6
Roll for Kirby IX: 1, +2, +2 = 5, lost!
Roll for damage: 3+1-1 = 3dmg
Kirby IX has 2/6HP left!
Kirby IX starts bleeding!
Fruitlessly search for a better weapon from corpses. Upon not finding any, conclude that it's all these invading humans' fault, like everything else, and attack Sir Knightly with renewed furor.
...Humans and Elves' faults, rather.
Roll for Sarkizz: 3, +1 = 4
Roll for Sir Knightly: 3, +1 = 4
Nothing happens.
SIR KNIGHTLY KNOWETH NO PEACE, SEPERATE THY HEAD FROM THY BODY, AND DRINK THY BLOOD OF THY FOR FROM THY EXPOSED THROAT
Roll for Alfred the Psychotic: 5 = 5
Roll for Sir Knightly: 2, +1 = 3, lost!
Roll for damage: 4-2 = 2dmg
Sir Knightly has 1/5HP left!
I have not learned my lesson, and I am now angry. Attack Kirby again
Roll for Armor McGee: 2, +1 = 3, lost!
Roll for Kirby IX: 3, +2 = 5
Roll for damage: 3-3 = 0dmg
Nothing happens.
Kill Klaus.
Roll for Grignr the Strong: 5 = 5
Roll for Klaus Klaussohn: 4 = 4, lost!
Roll for damage: 7+1-2 = 6dmg
Klaus Klaussohn has 0/6HP left!
His soul flees his wrecked body.
Klaus Klaussohn: "Grignr, how could you..."
Spam SpammcSpam the Spamth: "Sir Knightly... Your death... Has come!"
Roll for Spam SpammcSpam the Spamth: 1, +2 = 3, lost!
Roll for Sir Knightly: 6, +1 = 7
Roll for damage: 3+1-1 = 3dmg
Spam SpammcSpam the Spamth has 2/5HP left!
Spam SpammcSpam the Spamth is bleeding!
Gerald Londeral: "Oh, Kirby! Nice to see you, man! Do you remember what happened a few years ago?"
Roll for Gerald Londeral: 3
Roll for Kirby IX: 2, +2, +2 = 6
Nothing happens.
BLEEDING:
Flip: Heads
Spam SpammcSpam the Spamth has 1/5HP left!
He continues bleeding!
Flip: Tails
Kirby IX is fine!
REGEN:
EDIT: 1 damage from Grignr's Two-handed mastery was lost in time...
Sarkizz's re-opened wounds mend themselves together again!
Sarkizz is totally fine now, with 7/7HP.