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[4maskwolf]

Murderize someone who tries to attack me.  If nobody does, murderize Kirby.

[Salsacookies]

Strike Kirby in the neck region

[NAV]

Kirby needs to die. Or maybe SpammySpam McSpam.

[Harry Baldman]

"Brillo. I'm gonna die of blood loss now. Charming! Simply charming! Can somebody decapitate me, mayhap? It'd be a load off my mind, I tell you."

Bid an evisceratory welcome to the spam man! Or Klaus Klaussohn, if somebody's killed the spam man already.

[swordsmith04]

Eh? Who's that poking me? Get 'em!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Stab my first attacker in the throat!

[Tavik Toth]

Name: Lord Hansen the XX
Side: B
Skill: Noble Heir
HP: You start with random of 5 to 8 HP*. Rolled by GM.
Weapon: You start with random weapon*. Rolled by GM!
Armor: You start with random armor*. ROLLED BY GM!!
Shield: You start with random shield. GUESS WHAT!? YES! ROLLED BY GM!

*-Those are modified (at least partially) by skill you choose!

[Haspen]

Name: Hatcor the First
Side: A
Skill: Commander
Weapun of choice: Short Sword

[Sarrak]

Both added

[darkpaladin109]

Attak random enemy.

[Vivalas]

CHOP CHOP! KILL! KILL SIR KNIGHTLY AND DRINK HIS BLOOD IN GLORY!

[Sarrak]

Well, well... Both new combatants seem to be out of the forums (last visit - February and March)

So, do members of the team wish to play for them, or should I move them onto perma-waitlist, adding next team B waitlisters in their place? Also, a general onipion needed.

[4maskwolf]

Meh, just auto them until they die.  I've proposed several times the following auto action as the standard:

Protect allied NPC boss if there is one.  If there is not, attack enemy NPC boss if present.  If not present, attack the enemy with the lowest HP.

[Sarrak]

Laugh, fell and terrible, could be heard as Spam SpammcSpam the Spamth strolled onto the battlefield.

Occupied with seeking new threats, Kirby IX couldn't spare even a moment - Freaky Fish Guy was totally for his head here! Deciding that attack is the best defense, Kirby sprinted to his opponent, trying to catch him off guard. But Freaky Fish Guy had seen his share of battles and properly answered Kirby IX with his spear. As two exchanged lightning-fast strikes, their blocks strong and precise, they both got a notion that this duel could become really interesting.

Sir Knightly was attacked by Alfred the Psychotic and unintentionally copied Kirby IX responce. Though, as he was pretty tired by this moment, his reckless attack only got the enemy chance to strike - trusty chainmail taking most of the blow once again. Sir Knightly found that he was slowly forced into defense, Alfred the Psychotic being still fresh and vigorious compared to him.

Sarkizz, angered by Gringr the Strong attack, furiously slashed at him - and, a calculating ambusher Gringr the Strong could be, a good blocker he certainly was not, saved from a wound only by his chainmail.

A bit pale in the face and unsteady on his legs, but still strong enough to kill a couple of mongrels, Boboroth Bobari seeked a glorious death - for him or for the enemy. A Spam SpammcSpam the Spamth seemed just as good target as any other combatant... Boboroth Bobari didn't have the time to even understand his grave mistake, as spearman deftly dodged Eviscerator and sunk full length of his spear into wounded nobleman chest, viciously trusting it upwards to make an already deadly wound even more grievous.

Not learning from the lesson given, Armor McGee tried to subdue Kirby IX once and for all. His attempt was pathetic compared to precise movements of Kirby IX, who sank the edge of his axe into Armor McGee shoulder, easily cutting through dvarven armor - so strong was his strike. If that was a second warning, Armor McGee was not so sure that he'd like to see the third.

Content with leaving a furious draconian behing, the calculating Gringr the Strong attacked Kirby IX from behind. And, though he couldn't score a hit, Kirby IX was too occupied with other opponents to even try to retalitate. Just as planned.

Klaus Klaussohn, singing a mellow tune, came closer to Sir Knightly and saluted him, trying to catch his attention.
"Just as good day to die as any other, do you agree?"
He proceeded to attack, but Sir Knightly already knew where it was going, so he countered - and scored a solid hit. Alas, his weakened muscles could not muster enough strength to get the sword through the chainmail.

Spam SpammcSpam the Spamth has finally freed his spear from an unmoving corpse and laughed. And while he laughed, he run to the Gringr the Strong. So surprised was the latter, that the gore-covered spear hit him right into guts, tearing out a painful groan from his throat but, thankfully, not hitting any major organs.

Gerald Londeral has arrived to help team A!

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NORMAL:

Stab my first attacker in the throat!

=Freaky Fish Guy
Roll for Kirby IX: 2, +2, +2 = 6
Roll for Freaky Fish Guy: 4 = 4

Nothing happens.

Murderize someone who tries to attack me.  If nobody does, murderize Kirby.

=Alfred the Psychotic
Roll for Sir Knightly: 3, +1 = 4, lost!
Roll for Alfred the Psychotic: 6 = 6
Roll for damage: 2-2 = 0dmg

Nothing happens.

Attak random enemy.

=Kirby IX
Roll for Freaky Fish Guy: 4, +2 = 6
Roll for Kirby IX: 4, +2 = 6

Nothing happens.

Eh? Who's that poking me? Get 'em!

=Grignr the Strong
Roll for Sarkizz: 6 = 6
Roll for Grignr the Strong: 1, +1 = 2
Roll for damage: 2-2 = 0dmg

Nothing happens.

Bid an evisceratory welcome to the spam man! Or Klaus Klaussohn, if somebody's killed the spam man already.

=Spam SpammcSpam the Spamth
Roll for Boboroth Bobari: 2 = 2
Roll for Spam SpammcSpam the Spamth: 2, +2 = 4
Roll for damage: 2+3-1! = 4dmg

Boboroth Bobari has -2/7HP left!
Boboroth Bobari was run through!

CHOP CHOP! KILL! KILL SIR KNIGHTLY AND DRINK HIS BLOOD IN GLORY!

Roll for Alfred the Psychotic: 4 = 4
Roll for Sir Knightly: 3, +1 = 4

Nothing happens.

Strike Kirby in the neck region

Roll for Armor McGee: 1, +1 = 2
Roll for Kirby IX: 4, +2 = 6
Roll for damage: 6-3 = 3dmg

Armor McGee has 4/7HP left!
Armor McGee starts bleeding!

Kirby needs to die. Or maybe SpammySpam McSpam.

=Kirby IX
Roll for Grignr the Strong: 5
Roll for Kirby IX: 3, +2, +2 = 7

Nothing happens.

Klaus Klaussohn: "This is a jolly day! A perfectly fine occasion for Sir Knightly to die!"

Roll for Klaus Klaussohn: 3 = 3, lost!
Roll for Sir Knightly: 4, +1 = 5
Roll for damage: 2-2 = 0dmg

Nothing happens.

Spam SpammcSpam the Spamth: "Fear me, for I have come onto battlefield!"

=Gringr the Strong
Roll for Spam SpammcSpam the Spamth: 4, +2 = 6
Roll for Grignr the Strong: 1, +1 = 2
Roll for damage: 2+3-1! = 4dmg

Grignr the Strong has 2/6HP left!
Grignr the Strong is bleeding!


BLEEDING:

Flip: Tails
Armor McGee is fine for now.
Flip: Tails
Grignr the Strong has ended bleeding.

REGEN:

Sarkizz's wounds mend themselves together!
Sarkizz is totally fine now, with 7/7HP.

[swordsmith04]

Sarkizz growled. His puny short sword might be good for parrying, but it wasn't very good at all at killing.
Fruitlessly search for a better weapon from corpses. Upon not finding any, conclude that it's all these invading humans' fault, like everything else, and attack Sir Knightly with renewed furor.
...Humans and Elves' faults, rather.