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[Andres]

In.

[Salsacookies]

In

[BFEL]

I WANT INSIDE YOU

[darkpaladin109]

I'm still in.

[SaberToothTiger]

I would like to be in, still.

[Yourmaster]

In.

[Person]

I'm still in.

[TCM]

I feel like the responsible thing to do would be reopen sign-ups and give special placement to people already playing or waitlisted, but I have this urgency that I need to do this as fast as I can to start up this game with the momentum it needs. So, here's a list of Players and Waitlisters that's been randomly generated from the people who replied recently with interest in the game:

Players:
1. Kevak
2. Execute/Dumbo.exe
3. NAV
4. Salsacookies
5. micelus
6. SaberToothTiger
7. Peradon
8. Hawk132
9. High tyrol
10. Person

Waitlist:
1. Yourmaster
2. darkpaladin109
3. BFEL
4. Andres
5. Ddynamo

Like I said before, there will be a maximum 48-hour time limit between updates to keep the game going, regardless if everyone has posted. If a lot of people have missed it I'll send a mass PM reminder out after about 24 hours, and the 48 hours may be slightly extended at times, but not by much.
Because of this, I promise my waitlisters that they indeed will get a shot at playing this time since the game will reach a conclusion in due time and not taper off due to huge update lulls.

The first turn will commence as soon as I get everyone's Attributes together.

[Ddynamo]

IN

[FallacyofUrist]

... I was waitlisted in the previous game. No special treatment for those sorts of people?

[TCM]

... I was waitlisted in the previous game. No special treatment for those sorts of people?

Not this time I'm sorry to say. But if you waitlist now, you can get a chief spot in the second game which will actually happen this time around.

[TCM]

Round 1: Isle of Emerald
Location: Crettyard, County Laois, Ireland

Crettyard is a pretty quiet place in Southern Ireland most days for its 1,337 residents. So quiet that no one realizes 10 oddly-dressed, oddly-skilled individuals squaring off right in front of the Newtown National School building, the largest structure and therefore the landmark for this little hamlet. Piercing glances are thrown out all over the place, and the second the hamlet's bell rang for the hour, each went for their move...

Spoiler: Kevak (click to show/hide)

Sacrifice: +2 WWE-Wrestling Moves. Become Professional Wrestler.
Memoirs of a Geisha: +2 Seduction.
Covering the Senne: +2 Construction over Rivers.
Czesław Piątas: +2 Military Strategy. Gain General's Uniform, General's Pistol, and become a Polish General.
Smoke Two Joints: Gain Bag of California Kush.

Status: Normal
Assets: General's Uniform, General's Pistol, Bag of California Kush

Spoiler: Execute/Dumbo.exe (click to show/hide)

Dowty Group: +2 Planes, Flying, Repairing and Manufacturing.
Roman Catholic Diocese of Orléans: +2 Prostlization, become a French Catholic Priest.
Vino de Pago: +2 Wine Knowledge, Gain Bottle of Fine Spanish Wine.
Martta Koskinen: +2 Seaming and Spying.
Janusz Andrzej Zakzerwski: +2 Nuclear Physics.

Status: Normal
Assets: Bottle of Fine Spanish Wine

Spoiler: NAV (click to show/hide)

Russian Musical Society: +2 Classic Music and Education, Become member of Russian Musical Society.
Emma Johnson: +2 Blogging, +1 Finance.
The Twelve Chairs: Gain Bejeweled Chair.
James Laurence Carew: +2 Politics, become Irish Nationalist.
Mite Box: Gain Mite Box.

Status: Normal
Assets:  Bejeweled Chair, 2 Children, Mite Box

Spoiler: Salsacookies (click to show/hide)

McDonnell Douglas F/A-18 Hornet: Gain McDonnell Douglas F/A-18 Hornet Combat Jet.
Ed Coleman: +2 Sports Radio Broadcasting.
Operation Seagull I: +2 Espionage, gain Parachute.
Noir de Golzinne: Gain Chunk of Belgian Black Marble.
Bothy: Gain Map to nearby Bothy.

Status: Normal
Assets: McDonnell Douglas F/A-18 Hornet Combat Jet, Parachute, Chunk of Belgian Black Marble, Map to Bothy.

Spoiler: micelus (click to show/hide)

Oman Medical College: +2 Medicine, become Omani Doctor.
National Zeitung: +2 Extreme-Right Fervor, become Extreme Nationalist.
Venomous Snake: Ability: Venomous Bite
Sweet Porridge: Gain Little Pot of Infinite Sweet Porridge.
Zzoom: Gain Anti-Vehicle Gun/Missile System.

Status: Normal
Assets: Little Pot of Infinite Sweet Porridge, Anti-Vehicle Gun/Missile System
Ability: Venomous Bite

Spoiler: SaberToothTiger (click to show/hide)

Muhammad Hussain Najafi: +3 Islamic Theology, become Grand Ayatollah.
Nickelodeon Launch Box: +2 Space Travel Education.
W.J. Kent: +2 Business.
Lü Kuang: +2 Military Strategy, become Chinese General.
A Hat in Time: +2 Platforming, gain Magic Umbrella.

Status: Normal
Assets: Magic Umbrella

Spoiler: Peradon (click to show/hide)

British Sequence Championships: +2 Ballroom Dancing.
Payroll: +2 Heisting, Gain Pistol and Switchblade. Become Thug.
Sofia Polgar: +4 Chess.
Stella Kübler: +2 Espionage, become Gestapo Traitor.
Jesse E. James: +1 Gunslinging, Gain Six-shooter.

Status: Normal
Assets: Pistol, Switchblade, Six-shooter

Spoiler: Hawk132 (click to show/hide)

Thomas Prothero: +2 Business & Combating Working-Class Movements.
Karate at the 2011 Pan American Games: +2 Pan American Karate.
Scouting and Guiding in Saskatchewan: +2 Scouting.
Bouncy Ball: Gain Bouncy Ball.
ATlantic Stargazer: Ability: Bioelectrogenesis

Status: Normal
Assets: Bouncy Ball
Ability: Bioelectrogenesis

Spoiler: High Tyrol (click to show/hide)

Anthony Emmett: +2 Military Engineering
Yardley of London: +3 Perfume & Cosmetics Business.
Ralph Lauren: +5 Fashion Design.
Medium Machine Gun: Gain Medium Machine Gun.
Ramon Castroviejo: +4 Eye Surgery.

Status: Normal
Assets: Medium Machine Gun

Spoiler: Person (click to show/hide)

Monica Larner: +2 Wine Knowledge.
Simone Michel-Lévy: +2 Espionage, become member of French Resistance.
Charles Robert Barry: +2 Law.
David A. Barmlett: +3 Military Strategy. Gain General's Pistol and Uniform, become U.S. Army General.
Lote Tuqiri: +2 Rugby Maneuvers, become Professional Rugby Player.

Status: Normal
Assets: General's Pistol, General's Uniform

I would usually write up an intro for each player, but I wanted to just get this out here. To get everyone's attributes I had to go through hundreds of:

*Species of beetles and algae.
*Marginally successful soccer players.
*Politicians who ran one time.
*Communes in France.
*Badly written articles on obscure foreign movies.
*More goddamn French communes.
*One terrifying BDSM device that came with pictures.
 

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Oh come on, even the second least powerful player has a magical umbrella, one has a combat jet, and I'm over here as this douchbag with a bottle of fine wine and some basic understanding of nuclear physics!
*sigh*, at least I get a bonus to recruiting people.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Start running away, perhaps to somewhere where no-one else has line of sight to me, then examine the wine, how much would it be worth?

[Hawk132]

Go practice my karate on Salsa's face. Shock him a few times while punching.

[Peradon]

Ballroom dancing FTW!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Fast draw my sixshooter and fire upon High Tyrol