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Azem changes all Yaos' posters to depict himself and the Shiny Ones.

[Andres]

I already found where they are coming from. Your temple...

(Whoops! Forgot!)
The Ninjas are sent to infiltrate the temple and find out how exactly they're being created.

I draw a mustache, glasses, a unibrow, and anything else I can think of on Yaos on all of these. Literally all of them.

Veto

Change Yaos' posters to make the void temple into Yaos's temple, with stoNe meN pouring out.

Veto

Azem changes all Yaos' posters to depict himself and the Shiny Ones.

Indeed, Azem is present in the poster. He is depicted as fighting the forces of the Void.

[Stirk]

Veto

"Just try to stop me!" *Pulls out "pen" knife*

[Kilojoule Proton]

Look what all this silliness made me do instead of trying to get a stable internet connection on this train to make the T47 update!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Rolepgeek]

WARNING:
EXTREMELY LONG POST AHEAD
PROCEED WITH CAUTION

"I had not attempted murder, thus it was a false charge."

Really? News to me. See, the nice thing about magic records is being able to look at them. So let's take a look at the instant replay, shall we?
INSTANT REPLAY

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I am going to kill you, Cim. This is a deceleration of personal war between us. I can no longer allow you to live."[/color]

Vartija, angel of Cim, has been slain by the concerted effort of STF. Vartija's equipment seems somewhat duller and less powerful now without any visual change. Tykki has made an attempt on Cim's life for 2E of damage.

Tykki has struck Yaos for 3E of damage and jumped away! Yaos has been rendered dormant!

A swarm of powerful projectiles strongly radiating Essence has struck Cim, dealing 12E of damage!

You were tried by a jury of your peers, and found guilty. You were caught red-handed, for the heavens' sake! Your denials serve only to further sour our opinions of you.

"Do you have no memory? I am the one who brought up charges against them, because of the completely pathetic failing of the last one."

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... I thought he did his time? That's why he took so long to come back. And you were willing to let dying serve as Yaos's punishment...

Hello Fusil! Welcome back! Don't attack any gods this time, okay?
And it was hardly three armies, it was Yaos's army, a handful of Cim's angels and two of my angels.

If it is confirmed Yaos killed Fusil, does that mean me and Cim are not able to be punished for murder?

"I am fine letting you off if you help punish Cim, who had stunned most of my Angels, and help me avoid the foolish wrath of the God of Greed. You seem to have genuinely been tricked into this. Also, you can keep the 'egg', your Angels seem to like it."

I was wrong about Cim. But then again, you did declare your desire to kill him, and you are saying that Yaos is the one who killed you, not either of the others.

"He killed me. Him dying twice because of that is his own fault, he needs to be punished more. The fact that he just summoned an army that slaughtered at the very least thousands is proof of that, is it not?"

Boy, you sure do love presenting assumptions and theories as facts! Let's say he did kill you. We have no proof that you didn't kill him when you revived; as in, make a deal with the Void or some other convoluted scheme that killed him when you were revived. Leaving that aside for the moment, you tried to kill two gods, without the same provocation Yaos and Cim had. Serac is iffy. But all you got was imprisonment for six ticks, while Yaos was dead for longer than that, I believe. Should you be punished more, then?

"You don't know what my Angels are doing. I am keeping my followers protected. That is my duty. Anything I do over that is just going above and beyond. I don't see your Angels or races on the firing line..."

That may be partially because there isn't a firing line, because we aren't using guns. However, let's look at a more recent instant replay.
INSTANT REPLAY

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

A massive army has razed a Golem town (16 on map), a Mountwyrm town (23 on map), and a Hummingbird town (22 on map)!

Khaziraad: Your archangel integrates the enchanted walls and strikes the ground three times rapidly. The ground and the stoNe people on it turn to coal, glass, and various local kinds of stone. There are still many around hitting the archangel.

Khaziraad: Your archangel strikes the ground three times in quick succession. There is s a massive hydrogen explosion that destroys thousands of the stoNe meN, but more keep marching through, oblivious to the recent explosion. Your archangel is slightly dazed from the explosion.

The Ninja have destroyed the foundry. The stoNe cReatuRes continue appearing and marching out.

Lette begins destroying the warriors closest to towns, Lee blasts them with magic, Ignatius helps with building walls between the stoNe waRRioRs and other towns, Tory starts killing them by sword, and even Y'aos joins in. They do not retaliate, but they do not seem to diminish either. Vaal stands guard. A loNe stoNe RegulaR stands and says "If it is foR you, I will eveN accept Death GReat Y'aos! It is all paRt of youR MysteRious plaN, GReat Y'aos!"

The Humanos have been released. The moNsters stop around the Humanos.

Khaziraad's archangel has converted 1kg of hydrogen to energy. The resulting explosion severely damages the archangel and leaves a large crater and throws up a thick dust cloud that fails to settle even after days, but the hammer remains intact. Fortunately, practically all of the people nearby were evacuated in time, and Cim's assistance in bleeding off a significant portion prevented possible extinction events. Unfortunately, this will still affect the planet's weather for quite some time.

Palatino and the Guardian Angels take good care of the stoNe soldieRs around Khaziraad's archangel.

It seems that reports of the razing of the Gruen village have been exaggerated. The Gruen and Grauel's angels put up a heavy resistance against the stoNe soldieRs and managed to drive them off with significant losses. Many Gruen communities have, in light of recent events, agreed to joining the Gruen confederacy, transferring some decision-making power to a higher level of government.

(Serac: -1E)
Serac: You have frozen the gates of the Human Imperial capital shut and gone into the foundry to break things. It seems the activity level in the foundry has decreased mostly because of a lack of metal. Despite Angela and Nuparhi's best efforts, the stoNe waRRioRs continue pouring out from various ruined sections in the city wall.

"hahahahahaha yet another god council proposes to destroy us any guesses what happened to the last nineteen that tried"

The stoNe meN have begun escaping the capital's walls using ladders. A force of stoNe waRRioRs has begun attacking Khaziraad's archangel furiously.

Yaos: The waRRioRs chant "We shall do as you commaNd, GReat Y'aos!" There is no self-termination going on.

At almost literally every step, we have been trying to stop them. You haven't. The evidence is clear.

"That was an outright lie. You where not even around for it, assuming you had any idea what was going on is simply insulting."

Two things:
Yeah? How's that medicine taste? It's your medicine, you know. If you don't like being insulted, A. grow some thicker skin, you're a bloody God, and B. don't insult others. That simple.
Second,
INSTANT REPLAY

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[spoiler]

Darruth, god of Goodness, has awakened! Darruth has created the Seraphim, a race of magically gifted winged humanoids with some natural telepathic ability and a sense for morality and justice. It has also created a plane to be described later.

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I am going to kill you, Cim. This is a deceleration of personal war between us. I can no longer allow you to live."

Notice the time stamps. Besides which, due to the instant replay, I wouldn't even have to be there in any case. I can just check the replays.

"I did not, until I was charged with it. Then they killed me without facing charges. This system is broken, and you are an absulute idiot not to see that. Any mortal could tell you this was a bad law."

The instant replays say otherwise. And they would have faced charges; indeed, they still might, though their sentence will probably be reduced due to the possibility that they felt they were acting in self-defense; you did try to kill 2 out of the three, after all.

"What? Are you an absolute moron? You can try searching yourself. All facts lead to Yaos killing me. You have not disproved this, and I have brought forth evidence for it. You main dismissal of this is that it was me bringing it up. Because that somehow makes it wrong? Yaos brought together a group to attack my jail cell. I die. Yaos gets some essence income. When I return, the void kills Yaos because the deal was broken. All these are facts that you could check with little effort. These are hardly wild and outlandish claims."

The ones that are facts don't point solely to Yaos killing you, and the rest aren't facts. We don't know why the Void killed Yaos. So we don't know that, actually. Yaos attacked your angels, and while this is still despicable, it is not quite the same. It could be that he killed you. He died multiple times in return. Besides, weren't you the one talking about innocent until proven guilty?
You are a biased party; there is an inherent conflict of interest in you presenting your interpretation of the facts, and thus we cannot act solely off of it. Nor can we act solely off of Yaos, as he is also a biased party.

"This has happened many times before without open conflict. You have proven once again to be a horrible judge of character, basing assumptions on things you know nothing about on stereotypes."

Actually I was basing it on the conflict that happened with the council convicting you of attempted murder; you drove one council member into dormancy and launched a last-ditch effort to kill another one. If 40% of the council was violently opposed to an action, because, say, it would kill them, I have little doubt that the current issues would be trivial in comparison.

"Strength in numbers is just another way to say mob rule, when applied to law."

*rolls eyes* it's not just applied to law. Cim and Serac together were able to keep your angels from doing anything. The council as a whole does wield a remarkable amount of power.

"The way things are solved now ends up with me being killed, my killers walking free, and some halfwit trying to lecture me on the law. Of course I want something that benefits me more than that."

You want a system that solves all it's issue with brute force, because that's what you are best at. You want something where you can always have the final say. And in all honesty, all of us do. Democracy is a compromise, because not everyone can have the final say all the time, by definition.

"Doesn't benefit me? It killed me. For no reason. If mortals had done this, lynching a man in prison, it would be called a great injustice. But your opinion of me has clouded your already poor judgment. The current laws murdered me. My murderers received no punishment. This. Is. Broken."

No. The laws prevented you from murdering someone. As a result, you were killed by individuals taking advantage of the situation. That is not a lynching, that is an assassination. And it was a great injustice. Almost as great an injustice as you attempting to kill two gods because one insulted you and the other tried to keep him from being killed, and was opportunely weak.

"I am your elder, superior to you in every way. Is that not enough reason to show respect?"

There's a short answer and a long answer to this. The short answer is: No. It's not.
The long answer is: Your age doesn't matter, and I've achieved the same size of follower base as you, approximately, in addition to the fact that you are not superior to me in every way. At all. Certainly not morally. Nor in terms of diplomacy; look at the number of gods opposing you, and look at the number of gods opposing me. Finally, I am actually showing you a great deal more respect than you're showing me. So perhaps that's just one more way I'm superior; I can engage in verbal discourse without resorting to petty insults.

"I fail to see your point here."

Your application of cause and effect isn't logical or accurate. Their towns were destroyed before they even realized something was happening; if it had been in a different location, it would have been one of your towns, instead.

"Again, I say that you are an absolute idiot. I am fighting them, you have no clue how I am doing it, my tactics, or even what I am using. I am not nuking things for the entire council to see, considering that tactic got the God of Architecture's servant gravely injured. That does not mean I am not fighting them, and if you expect every battle to go like that you are simply a moron."

If you aren't doing it out in the open, what reason do I have to believe you? Why wouldn't you do it out in the open, so that the council might cooperate? Khaziraad's Archangel was injured because the amount of damage it did was so catastrophic, and it was so tough no one's angels or archangels could damage it. I have my doubts that Tykki could accomplish as much.

"How is that even remotely related? I protect my people, as is my duty. The fact you have nobody to protect does not mean you are doing more than I."

Which was precisely my point; I was showing how your logic was flawed by applying it to myself.

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Look what all this silliness made me do instead of trying to get a stable internet connection on this train to make the T47 update!

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Amazing! Brilliant! Help Yaos rain copies over the entire human kingdom.
And set up adventurer quest boards in my pastry shop.

Yaos, you should know the last deal I made with the void was over a thousand years ago. Even ask Cim! All I did was create a temple, which I then destroyed.

And I recall you threatened to kill me if I didn't destroy the void temple, I feel entitled to a joke threat to turn you into a rowboat, cover you in grapes, and throw you out to fight the void.

Create a species of giant mushrooms that will always show the sky above, no matter how deep they are. We do have caverns, right?

[Kilojoule Proton]

Tick 47: Ye monsters!

The first Templars have been prototyped by Darruth, who has made 600 of them. Some Seppo have decided to make some weapons for them, and the Mountwyrms have hurried to finish the commission lest the Dwarves receive the full final payment instead.

Gruen all over Keshan have become more amenable to unification attempts by the Lords of Hunger guided by Grauel. Several more centralized confederacies have formed, and most members delegate military work to a more central authority.

Serac has opened up a pastry shop selling Hardboiled Rainbows that taste like colors and look like smells and donating much to charity. They are very popular among the local Sorae, and some have taken to re-selling (less fresh) Rainbows on the mainland. Additionally, Serac has created a number of interesting flora to embellish the scenic wilderness and the *?Tadpoles of Temperature, which can potentially become familiars for the Sorae.

The stoNe soldieRs show no sign of stopping their appearance despite many strong efforts from various gods' creations. They seem to serve Yaos, but they have yet to obey a single Council-audible command.

Yaos and various creations fight the monsters. They do not fight back in the least.

Taol has been sealed away and hidden by Yaos. No one can seem to detect where he is.

A bubble has popped near Yaos and delivered a foul message in an eldritch tongue of CVC(C)-type words of an average of four letters if written using an alphabet.

Yaos listens to some prayers from various creations, and these are the prayers:
Muman: "I want to fly like a flimp!"
Keshan Human: "Why can't I just keep these nice stoNe people as servants? They sweep and mop my floors, wash my clothes, and even bear hug thieves!"
Slythan Huminee: "I want to be made completely Human. Luminees stink. Even my mother."

Void Cults are at an all-time low even though the Inquisition reports unchanged amounts of purging.

Yaos absorbs more memories of combat. Most of them are not too traumatic.

Darruth has propagated a few tens of thousands of Seraphim and continued spreading the message of Goodness. Some prayers are as follows:
"I wish I could be as big as the moon!"
"The food bank here is unsuccessful, and we are losing much funding. What can we do?"
"My Goodness! Did Tykki blink in this room? Clean it at once!"

The Templars are quite successful, but the waRRioRs are endless.

The Ice Titans have, with Neron's assistance, begun helping with building a wall around the stoNe meN.

Azem hears these prayers:
Dwarf: "Make it so those Mountwyrms lose their commission for armor! Everyone knows we make the best and they make the "best."
Gem Dragon Lawmancer: "How can I teach Lawmancy without corruption?"
Priest: "Are you Wealth or Greed now?"

Sappira has been combat-enhanced.

Yaos' symbol has been changed to that of a crowned human holding an orb in one hand and pointing to the heavens with the other.

Yaos has recreated the Orbs of Ambition and given two to Malik, two to the Mighty King, and three to the Terrifying Warlady.

(Time travel is possible with sufficient arrangement discussion.)

Sappira is taking notes.

Merwen and the pilgrims have begun crafting weapons and magic items. It is hard work.

(more later, train arrives soon)

(Yaos: -4E, Darruth: -3E, Neron: -2E), Azem: -1E

Spoiler: Lawmode (click to show/hide)

Fusil v. Serac

42.03: Convict Serac [PASSED] (2-1)

42.04: Imprison Serac [PASSED] (2-1)

44.00.0: Free Serac (2-0)
+1 from Serac, Joha
44.00.05: Imprison Serac for 1 half-tick (2-0)
+1 from Yaos, Joha
-1 from Serac
44.00.1: Imprison Serac for 1 tick (2-3)
+2 from Fusil, Azem
-3 from Serac, Joha, Yaos

This update's constellations are the Crown and Ship.

Spoiler: Features (too outdated to show, will probably update by T37) (click to show/hide)

Skyfeatures: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=144704.msg5731808#msg5731808 (maintained by Happerry/Anath)
Bestiary: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=144651.msg5779202;topicseen#msg5779202 (maintained by Andres/Yaos)

Spoiler: Deities (0) NOT UPDATED YET (click to show/hide)

Cim the Lawgiver (Order, Law): 18/27, 8-9
Varee (Randomness): 25/25, 2-3
Fusil (Weapons): 14/14, 7-8
Azem (Greed, Trade): 25/33, 6-7
Khaziraad (Architecture): 11/25, 4-5
Kli (Balance, Sacrifice): 19/23, 4-5
Grauel (Hunger): 28/28, 11-12
Serac (Oceans, Bubbles): 14/27, 6-7
The Light (Light): 32/33, 5-6
Yaos (Ambition, Coasts): 4/5, 6-7
Joha (Life): 14/20, 3-4
Carmine (Exploration, Science): 20/20, 0-1
Neron (Ice): 12/20, 3-4
Darruth (Goodness): 11/20, 7-8

Taol (Freedom): 20/20, 2-3 (Inactive)
Anath (Night, Stars): 23/23, 6-7 (Safe stasis)
Artisanii (Arts, Inspiration): 24/24, 2-3 (Sealed away)

Chyribylta (Fear, Ignorance): 20/20, 0-1 (Safe stasis)

Spoiler: Council rules (+1) (click to show/hide)

These are all subject to addition, removal, and change by you. They can effect changes in the game's core rules (mechanics), administrative laws (voting requirements, seniority privilegs, &c.) or the natural rules (light does not exist, gravity is repulsive, giant animals can fly like birds, &c.).
Administrative:
An active player is defined as a player who has posted within the thread within the last two (2) UTC days.

A bill must be supported by at least 50% of active players to pass if unopposed.

A bill must achieve 60% support in order to pass if opposed.

Players may flame the host if he has been inactive for at least two (2) UTC days.

Council resolutions will not be counted until at least a major tick has passed.

Council-produced creations are not to be tampered with without council approval. Failure to comply will result in the automated initiation of a trial.

03.01: Only deities supporting a proposal enter the Essence pool

04.03: Remove proposals stagnant for 3 ticks or double opposed to supported for 1 tick <0>

Proposals at [IMMINENT PASS] will pass immediately if 80% of the Support or Oppose votes are Support votes.

34.05: A trial will end after 2 integer ticks (from Tx to Tx+2) with votes tallied based solely on support and opposition. Conflict results in comparing support and opposition.

Starter Code of Conduct:
I. Thou Shall Not Cause Megadeaths Or Extinction Events
II. Thou Shall Not Seek the Death of Another God
III. Thou Shall Not Force Mortals To Worship You
IV. Thou Shall Not Force Mortals Not To Worship Other Gods
V. Thou Shall Not Break The Universe

35.01: Arrange for a Void study committee
36.00.1: Trials held for assault, murder, or attempted murder last only for a tick (4-2/14) [EXTEND TO T42] [PASSED]

Natural:
02.00.b: Created race(s) is not/are not all immortal <?>
02.01.a: Sapients and not sentients are the dominant mortals to be created <?>
02.02: Support reincarnation in general <0-1>
02.02.1: Support looped reincarnation (i.e. between two worlds)
02.04: Create a spirit and a corporeal realm <48/77, (6-7/11-14)>
02.04.1: Bifurcate corporeal realm <6-7 (0-1)>
03.06: Make constellations without needing council permission
02.01.a.2: Support free will for mortals <0>
03.04.1: 03.04 for first two planets <0>
03.00: Build 3 million sapient humanoids evenly split between Material World 1 and Material World
02.03: Create up to ~30 total immortal, godinalized servants <13-14 (3-4)>
02.04.3: Support further amendment to Valkiss' proposal <?>
03.06.1: Make magical constellations that influence magic on the worlds
03.09: Name the two partitions Keshan and Slytha
04.01: Create grand ecumenical temples for every race <High 3-4>
12.01: Anath's five-part starter code of conduct
18.01: Create monstrous flora and fauna <?>

21.00: Make a gas giant for each system <15-16 (2-3)>
24.00: Create the Plane of Death and Battle <1-2 (0-1)>

35.00: Put constellations in order and in a cycle as opposed to randomly
35.01: Arrange for a Void study committee
40.00: New races must not be negatively acted upon from the mortals' perspective for at least 3 ticks (7-0/14) [PASSED]

Spoiler: Council proposals (7) (click to show/hide)

43.00: Change Azem's primary sphere to Wealth (2-0/14)
+2 from Grauel, Carmine
-1 from Yaos

43.01: Refill the Library's supply of Void books (4-0/14)
+4 from Fusil, Khaziraad, Yaos, Carmine

44.01: Make Yaos Humans/Ambition (DUBIOUS CHANCE OF SUCCESS EVEN IF PASSED) (1-0/14)
+1 from Yaos

44.02: Give Yaos Konva and its 11 largest moons (1-0/14)
+1 from Yaos
-2 from Fusil, Cim
44.02.1: Give the Empire of Mankind Konva and its 11 largest moons (1-0/14)
+1 from Yaos
-2 from Fusil, Cim

44.03: Charge at most current Essence less 2 for supporters of proposals (2-0/14)
+2 from Yaos, Joha

44.04: Propagate automatically to 2500 for races at least a tick old (2-0/14) <!?>
+2 from Yaos, Joha

Spoiler: New Proposals (0) (click to show/hide)

Array

Spoiler: 21.00 Gas giant ideas (Created; details phase?) (3) (click to show/hide)

21.00.1: Both gas giants are Jupiter-sized and have 30 major moons each (4-0/5) <+5 (+0-+1)> [PASSED]

21.00.2: 15 of each of the gas giant's moons should be barren and the other 15 should be made hospitable <6-8E>
+1 from Yaos

21.00.3: 5 of each of the gas giants' moons should be made hospitable <3-4E>
+1 from Yaos

New players are always welcome. Sphere ideas this tick are Hospitality, Revenge (a bit redundant, no?), Earth, and Fire.

[Stirk]

"You are only repeating your lies, and misconceptions you have in your stupidity. Why should I bother to respond to someone as lowly as you, when you will not make the effort for new arguments? We could continue repeating our selves until the Void destroy us, but it wouldn't effect anything. Learn your place, scum."

[Andres]

Look what all this silliness made me do instead of trying to get a stable internet connection on this train to make the T47 update!

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(What!? Why am I wearing glasses!? What!? This is what I look like right now.)

-snip-

@Fusil:

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I feel entitled to a joke threat to turn you into a rowboat and throw you out to fight the void.

...........
"You do realise that I proposed doing that exact thing, right? Heck, if I had 25 Essence to spend I'd be doing pretty much exactly that."

They seem to serve Yaos, but they have yet to obey a single Council-audible command.

The ONLY kind of command that Yaos has given them. Yaos hasn't even attempted to give them a command via secret action.

Muman: "I want to fly like a flimp!"
Keshan Human: "Why can't I just keep these nice stoNe people as servants? They sweep and mop my floors, wash my clothes, and even bear hug thieves!"
Slythan Huminee: "I want to be made completely Human. Luminees stink. Even my mother."

"I recommend either learning air magic if you can or working on chi channelling."
"Genocide and city-razi-.......they do WHAT!? How did you get them to do stuff for you!? What made them listen!?"
Ignore.

Void Cults are at an all-time low even though the Inquisition reports unchanged amounts of purging.

I attribute the lack of Void cults to the unchanged amounts of purging. Great job guys! I trade some of the more heinous cultist prisoners in exchange for the Puzzle Box.

Yaos' symbol has been changed to that of a crowned human holding an orb in one hand and pointing to the heavens with the other.

"I did this as a secret action. It was to test if changing my symbol would automatically change it on the Stone Warriors. It did not. I don't know what this mean, except that they are not intrinsically tied to me. That's what I believe, in any case."

(Yaos: -4E)

(What could I have possibly spent 4 Essence on? The original Orbs of Ambition were created with a mere 2 Essence and that was when Ambition was my secondary sphere.)

[Stirk]

(What!? Why am I wearing glasses!? What!? This is what I look like right now.)

(I drew them on. Vetos mean nothing!)

@Fusil:

Response:

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"You do realise that I proposed doing that exact thing, right? Heck, if I had 25 Essence to spend I'd be doing pretty much exactly that."

"I support throwing Yaos into the void. "

[Andres]

(What!? Why am I wearing glasses!? What!? This is what I look like right now.)

(I drew them on. Vetos mean nothing!)

(If you can magically draw graffiti on every single poster in existence, then I can magically stop you from doing exactly that every time.)

"You do realise that I proposed doing that exact thing, right? Heck, if I had 25 Essence to spend I'd be doing pretty much exactly that."

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"A fireworks show? Umm, thank you?"

"I support throwing Yaos into the void. "

"Wait. You're actually trying to help me get a moon-sized space battleship with a WMG and a humanoid form? Thanks Fusil!"

[Stirk]

(If you can magically draw graffiti on every single poster in existence, then I can magically stop you from doing exactly that every time.)

(I did it physically. With a 'pen knife.' Wanna come down and stop me phisically? I am sure I would like to meet my murderer face to face.)

[Stirk]

"Wait. You're actually trying to help me get a moon-sized space battleship with a WMG and a humanoid form? Thanks Fusil!"

"No. I was supporting the rowboat with grapes."

[Andres]

(I did it physically. With a 'pen knife.' Wanna come down and stop me phisically? I am sure I would like to meet my murderer face to face.)

(Once I refill on Essence, maybe.)

"I would like to remind everyone that during the attack I publicly tried to take Fusil to safety in the DEATH BATTLE Plane but Council Rules arrested the angel I sent to do that."

"Wait. You're actually trying to help me get a moon-sized space battleship with a WMG and a humanoid form? Thanks Fusil!"

"No. I was supporting the rowboat with grapes."

"So you're planning on turning me into a moon-sized battleship with a WMG and a humanoid form and then putting me in a rowboat? Seems kinda the same but I'm still down."

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

No, we are planning on turning you into a rowboat filled with grapes. We could even give you a humanoid bobblehead if that would make you feel better...